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Amir''s girlfriend is mudered by someone and Amir lost his memory and tries to find the killer for a revenge.
But
Suspence is [Amir himself is the killer]
NOw..
EnJoy
GHAJINI :P
(KAISA FILM KA MAZA KHARAB KYA) :D
228 chars (2 sms)
Father:Tumne college mai sub se mushkil kam konsa sikha.
Beta:2 kam sikhe,
Aik danto se bear ki botel kholna,
Dosra teiz andhi mai 1 teeli se cigarat jlana! ;-)
163 chars (2 sms)
Son:abu bacha ziada intelligent hota hi ya baap?
Father:baap
son:abu telephone kis ne bnaya?
Father:Garaham bell ne.
Son:us k baap ne q nai bnaya?
158 chars (1 sms)
Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,
K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,
JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',
Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,
Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,
Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,
Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',
Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,
Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,
Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-
438 chars (3 sms)
Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,
K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,
JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',
Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,
Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,
Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,
Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',
Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,
Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,
Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-
438 chars (3 sms)
Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar..
A Guy Walks Upto Them & Asks;
What r u Guys Doing Here?
Bush Says:
We r Planning World War III..
Guy says: Really? Whts Going to Happen ?
Bush says:
Well, We r Going to Kill 140 Million Muslims This time & One Beautiful Girl..
Guy Exclaimed:
A Beautiful Girl..!!
Y To Kill a Beautiful Girl ?
Bush Turns to Obama & Says:
See, i Told You..
NoOne would Worry About The 140 Million..
439 chars (3 sms)
Meri parosan chaat pr i or mjhe dekh kr kaha,
Mere aane se hi aya ye hawa ka jhonka...
Mein dheray se muskuraya or kaha
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PONKA...!
150 chars (1 sms)
Beta: Papa Apki Love Marrige Hui Thi Na?
Bap khush ho kr:
G Beta ApKo Kaisy Pta?
Beta:Wo AapKi Shadi Or Meri Date Of Birth Men Sirf 6 Months Ka Farq Hai na..!
165 chars (2 sms)
1 aadmi bhagta hua bus me charha or zor se chillaya
"khabrdar koi apni jaga se nahi hile ga.....
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Manjan wala khud aap k paas aaye ga"
153 chars (1 sms)
Bush ko agr joota nahi laga to kya defect hai?
Wah wah
Bush ko agr joota nahin laga to kya defect hai?
Aakhir jootay ki b koi self respect hai!
Taaliyan!:
166 chars (2 sms)
USA inventd a machine 2 catch thievs
In US
30min it caught 20thievs
In UK
30mins 30thievs
In India
30min 90thievs
Pakistan
In 5mins da machine was stolen:-)
172 chars (2 sms)
Now Bush says:
Ek ajab sa manzar nazar ata ha,
Aik shaks bhi hajoom nazar ata hay,
Kahan ja kar karoon Pres conference,
Har ek k hath ma JOOTA nazar ata hay:
167 chars (2 sms)
Ostad,, bato 5880 aur 3223 ko jama karen aur is me se 800 tafreeq
kar ke 80 per taqseem karen to kia ho ga?
Shagird!
Janab Sar may dard hi hoga!
149 chars (1 sms)
Dil Chahta Hy K Is Dunya Main Jo Sab Se Khubsurat Hai Usay Jaan Se Maar Doon
Par
Kya
Karun
Khud Kushi Karna B To Haraam Hai.
136 chars (1 sms)
Rab kare apko sab mily
Himut
Izut
Rupiya
Bangla
Style
Smile
Personality
Popularity
car
pyaar
Aur kya dekh rahe ho,kuch reh gya kya?
.. LAALCHEE ...
168 chars (2 sms)