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BOY: Apni beti ki shadi mujse kar dain mei apko us k wazan k brabar sona dunga
MEMON: Muje waqt do
BOY: sochne ko?
MEMON: Nahi beti ka wazn barhanay k lyae
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75 Year Old Lady Ne News Paper Me Add Dya
"ZAROORAT-e-RISHTA"
7 Din K Bad Ek Letter Aya
.
.Ama is Umer Mein Rishtey Nahi, Farishtey Atey Hain"
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Akbar:Anarkali tjhe kya chahye
"Taj"ya"Takht"?
Anarkali:
Jahanpanah mujhe na Taj chahye aur na hi Takht
mujhe sirf 1 naya Connection chye
Talk shak ka :-)
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A Student Wrote A Letter To His Father From Hostel:
Dear Dad! No Money, No Fun!
Ur Son!
His Father Replied:
Dear Son,
So Sad, Very Bad!
Ur Dad.
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Subah
SMS
Sham
SMS
Din Men
SMS
Raat Men
SMS
Ghar Men
SMS
Office Men
SMS
Jeena
SMS
Marna
SMS
Akhir Kya Hai
Ye SMS ?
?
?
!
S= SUB Ko
M= Mohabat Se
S= Satao.
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High Level Insult....
Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.
Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.
Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.
Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?
Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business
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Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America
JULI Tum UK
PETER Tm India
Sam: Pakstan Ksko Bhijwya Ha?
Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s
Prformence
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1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.
Kisi Ne Billi Se Ronay Ki Wajah Poochi,
Billi Ne Jawab Diya
"Ik Tey Menu Marya Utton Mera Choowa V Kho Laya..
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Package Wale So
Gaye Ker k Baat Apni
Girl-Friend k Saath
Aur Bhatakte Rahe
Sachi Mohabbat Kerne
Wale Saari Raat
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Taj mahal dekh kar,
Bola Shahjahan ka pota!
Taj mahal dekh kar,
Bola Shahjahan ka pota!
Apna bhi Bank Balance Hota,
Agar dada AAshiq na hota.
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Good time
Bad time
Day time
Work time
Off time
Night time
Happy time
Sad time
Sleep time
Kisi bhi time
~MERA Sms Aasakta Hai~
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Pathan went to meet a Frnd On Eid Day.
Frnd:
Eid Namaz kahan parhi?
Pathan:
Sath wale ground me.
Ajeeb namaz thi,
na sajda,
na rukoo,
aur
Molvi k agay koi charpai rakh k so raha tha.
Frnd:
Oye Pagal, Wo to janaza tha kisi ka.
Pathan:
Oho, Mein to buht se logo ko galay mil k Mubarakbad bhi de aya..
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Ek Bus Conductar
Ki
Shaadi Ho
Rahi
Thi,
Wo
Stage
Pe
Sofay
Pe
Bethe
Hue
Apni Dulhan
Se
Bola="Zara Idhar
Ho
Kar
Betho Baji
ye 3 ki seat hay.
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Pehli bar ksi chehre pe nigah thehri hy
Uski ankhein sagar se b zada gehri hyn
Thak gya apne pyar ka izhar krte krte,
Täb pata chlä ullu ki path''thi behri hy!
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Brking News:
sab se guzrashi hai k sab Apna inbox delet kardain
l----l---
l ''-.o
l /l\ FaRAZ
| JL ne
khud kushi ker li hai
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