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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can''t face each other, but still they stay together. . . ;->
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1 smile = 1 friendship
1 friendship = 1 love
1 love = 1 proposal
1 proposal = 1 marriage
And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem.
so better think before you smile.
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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A
little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up.
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Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA
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Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA
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A student''s leave letter:
"As I am suffering from my uncle''s marriage I cannot attend the
class...."
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Q:
Why Do Men Who Have Pierced Ears Are Better Prepared For Marriage . . . ? ? ?
Ans:
Coz
They Have Experience Of Ear Pain& Buying Jewelry . . . ;->
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Situation
Befor marriage:
rose are red
sky is blue
i luv one, dat is u...
After marriage:
roses are dead i hav flu,
don''t come near,
prray murr tu .->
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Before Marriage. . .
A Man Yearns For The Woman He Loves. . .
While
After Marriage. . .
The "Y" Becomes Silent. . . ;->
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Why Kareena did not marry Shahid
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Bcz she wanted a new surname after marriage
Not Kapoor agiain...
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All trAgediEs aRe Finished by A deAth
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aNd All cOmedies by A MARRIAGE.
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Why has the government. fixed voting age- 18 yrs & marriage age- 21 yrs?
Govt.. ko ye pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasaan hai, lekin biwi nahi...!!!
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Women are confusing…
Before marriage they expect a man, after marriage they suspect a man, after he dies they respect the man.
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Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home .... why ???
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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)
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