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''Sitam sahne ki b had hoti hai,
kisiko satane ki b had hoti hai,
sms bhjne ki koshish karo janab,
mufat ke sms padne ki b had hoti hai!!
140 chars (1 sms)
''SMS kerne pe jo marte hain,
Call kerne se jo darte hain,
BADLUCK to dekho..!!
aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain,''
130 chars (1 sms)
''This SMS has been flagged inappropriate and may contain text or image unsuitable for public view.
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135 chars (1 sms)
''Agar Koyi Achha Sa Msg. Hai To Use Jaldi Se
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Paper Par Likh Kar Almari Me Band Kar Do
Kahin Galti Se SEND Na Ho Jaaye..!!!''
144 chars (1 sms)
''udhar aap majbur baithe hai
idhar hum majbur baithe hai...
baat ho bhi to kaise
jab dono taraf do kanjus baithe hai..
124 chars (1 sms)
''mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,
bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai
or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka
arey yaar kanjoosi ki bhi koi hudddd hoti hai''
148 chars (1 sms)
''Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms karna,
In kanjoso garibon ka inbox bharna,
Mera ALLAH inhe bhi abshram ajay,
Ye sms parhte hi inka bhi sms ajae……
155 chars (1 sms)
''''Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2-3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jaoge !!!''
164 chars (2 sms)
''Tumhari Kanjoosi Dil Ko Bah
Gai,
Mujhey Bhi Apne Balansce Ki Qader
Aa Gai
Sochaab Tum Ko Message Na Karon,
Magar
Ye Kambakht Dosti Teri Yaad aa Gai,''
166 chars (2 sms)
''Aap k haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai''
141 chars (1 sms)
''Kuch tey perday daari rakh, pawain pyar bazaari rukh, phone tey tu kerna nahi, merjaniya miss calan tey mari rukh.''
118 chars (1 sms)
''Kabhi Kabhi Yunhi Sochta Hon,
Usne Meri Muhabbat Ko Kyon Thukraya.
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Jab K Har Dafa
Maine He Diya Tha Rakshay Ka Kiraya. :-)
144 chars (1 sms)
''SMS karne k fayde
1-Mobil ko zang nahi lagta.
2-Timpas hojata hai.
3-Ap jise karenge wo khush rahega.
4-Contact bana rahega.
5-Apko koi KANJUS NAHI kahega
162 chars (2 sms)
''Ek Chor Police Sy Chupty Huey Ek Toti Hui Qabr Me Chup Gya
Or Police Sy Bach Gya
Wahi Qareb Sy Sardar Sahib Guzry To Unho Ny Soch K Shayad Log Mayyat Per Matti Dalna Bhol Gaye
Sardar Sahib Ny Fata Fat Matti Dalna Shuro Kia To Chor Bola
Bachao Bachao
Sardar
Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti Dalo Is Par To Khuda Ka Aazab Shuro Ho Gya...''
340 chars (3 sms)
''A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste better. All of a sudden, the watchman came out of blue chasing the boys with a rod. Everybody ran helter skelter except our hero as he could not run carrying his own weight. Result: He was caught.
The watchman asked the boy to take him to his father. The boy was trembling and said "No". The watchman asked him to take him to his house but the boy again refused. Then finally, the watchman asked him to show his father at least from a distance. The boy agreed and showed his father who was plucking mangoes on the next tree.''
654 chars (5 sms)