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''1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
and said ''Hijack''
Everybody put their hands up.
Then suddenly Another guy
from other side got up and said
''Hijohn''''
160 chars (1 sms)
''Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida,
Jis se dil na hona chahe juda,
Jiska style hai lajawaab,
Woh Aap nahi Hum hain Janab.''
128 chars (1 sms)
''How v analyse things 4m outside
depends on how d thoughts r inside us.
Like Rs.500 seems big when v go 2 a temple
& So small when v go 2 a hotel.
Think abt it!''
167 chars (2 sms)
''Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolI "Shukriya Bhai Jan"''
143 chars (1 sms)
''Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8th din naha lana chahiye.''
145 chars (1 sms)
''We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!''
119 chars (1 sms)
''If you think there is good in everybody, you haven''t met everybody.''
72 chars (1 sms)
''Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
91 chars (1 sms)
''What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I''m home!''
79 chars (1 sms)
''This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.''
159 chars (1 sms)
''This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.''
159 chars (1 sms)
''News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.''
150 chars (1 sms)
''Why''d the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.''
95 chars (1 sms)
''How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.''
67 chars (1 sms)
''Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.''
106 chars (1 sms)