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''Girl to Sheikh: tum mujhay apni Ring de doo
es ko dekh kar main Tumhain yaad karon ge
Sheikh:
Tum ye soch kar yaad kar lena, main ne mangi the us ne nahi di''
163 chars (2 sms)
''After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.
Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.
Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.
Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.
Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga.''
517 chars (4 sms)
''Plumber: Pipe Naya Laga Diya Hai Aur 1000 Rupay Bill Hogaya Hai.
Man: Aray Itna To Main Engineer Ho K Bhi Nahi Kamata.
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Plumber: Sahi Keh Rahy Ho. Main Bhi Nahi Kamata Tha Jab Engineer Tha.''
215 chars (2 sms)
''Once Ghalib Saw A Big Breast Girl..
He Said!
Ankhon Me Wahi Jaam Liye
Honton Pe Wahi Muskaan Liye..
Kahan Ja Rahi Ho Jane’Man
Seenay Pe Dairy Farm Liye.''
165 chars (2 sms)
''A Great Japanese proverb:
"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it..."
Its PAKISTANI version:
"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste Ur time on it..."''
210 chars (2 sms)
''Gazab Ka Nakhra Ajeeb Style Hai.
MSG nai Karty Or Khety Ho Mery Pas Mobile Hai.
Be-Sharmi Ke Had Tu Dekho
Ye Parh K Bhi Aap K Cheray Pe Smile Hai.''
153 chars (1 sms)
''Is Mulk ko Mulk Banaye Ga Pathan
Her Zulm k Khilaf Awaz Uthae Ga Pathan
Hai Waada Agar Saath Den Sub to
Chand pe Bhi NASWAR ki Dukaan Lagaye Ga Pathan. :-)''
168 chars (2 sms)
''Tera Hone Laga Hon Remix:
Failing in the Tests is Like a New Trend in the Coaching.
SIR feel Me. Sir Feel Me.
Thinking About the Fun We Making and the Sheet We Sharing.
SIR Heal Me. SIR Heal Me.
Ayi Jo Meri Supplee Supplee. Mera to Bura Haal Hua.
Ammi Se Pare Joote Joote.
Abbu Ka Bhi Jalal Hua,
FAAAAil. Hota Raha Hon. Jab Bhi Parha Hun. Fail He Hua Hon.
374 chars (3 sms)
''Hello Janu!
Plz Mera Ye sms Apny Ammi Abbu k Samnay Oonchi Awaz Main Parhna
Ok?
Ready
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Dulha Mil Gaya
Dulha Mil Gaya Mil Gaya...... :-''
161 chars (2 sms)
''What is the Difference Between Dost and Condom?
1. Dost musibat mai kaam aata hai aur Condom Musibat Aane hi nahin deta.
2. Date per Dost sath ho aur Condom na ho to Girlfriend naraz ho jati hai.
3. Dost k Saath Zindagi k liye lekin Condom ka Saath kuch lamhay k liye hota hai.
4. Dost juda ho kar Dhoka deta hai aur Condom phat kar.
5. Dost Anmol hota hai aur Condom 6 rupay k 4 Miltay hain...''
413 chars (3 sms)
''Ghalib farmaty hain
Ishq karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo
Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo
Agar Phir Bhi Samaj Na Aaye To
Film ''TERE NAAM'' Dekh Lo.''
174 chars (2 sms)
"Andar ana mana ha"
Muhabat muskrati hui i
Dil k darwazey par kadam rkha
Or
kehne lagi
"Maf krna!:-)
Mai Andhi huN:-)''
131 chars (1 sms)
''beta apne baap se papa kia aap ne kabhi kisi ladki se piyar kia he. papa ha kia he teri mami se. beta begarat ghar mein hi chaker chla rkha he''
146 chars (1 sms)
''1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.
2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.''
162 chars (2 sms)
''Usnay Mehsoos Bhi Na hony Diya,
Yuoon Kahani ka Rukh Moor Diya,
Milny Julny main ki Kami Pehly,
Phir Rafta Rafta Hameen Choor Diya..,''
140 chars (1 sms)