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A chinti saw a box of gur & felt excited.
She went to taste it.Suddenly she saw a chinta
& left the gur & went to him.Y?
Kyunki...Gur Nalon Ishq Mitha!
155 chars (1 sms)
A drunken LALA falls from 3rd floor,people
gather around him & ask''Lala ji ki hoya?
Lalaji replies,''pata nahi.main v hune aaya haan.
136 chars (1 sms)
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye.
Par jab pata chala ki nazarein hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye
130 chars (1 sms)
Suraj Hua Madham ,
chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha,
zamin chalne lagi, ...
sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi
EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !
165 chars (2 sms)
Dekha Tujhe To Rooh Khush Ho Gayi
Ek Kami Thi Woh Bhi Poori Ho Gayi
Pagal Hain Woh Log Jo Kehte Hain Ki
Chimpanzee Ki Aakhri Nasal Khatam Ho Gayi
149 chars (1 sms)
Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai".
Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi".
"Papa kyon ?" ..........
"Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"
147 chars (1 sms)
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much......>>> PHILIPS TUBELIGHT!!
182 chars (2 sms)
Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you woke up today?....
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!!!!
168 chars (2 sms)
Twinklw Twinkle LAZY STAR, kitna soyega uthja yaar, Up above d World so high,Sun has risen in d SKY,uthke jaldi PEELE CHAI, thn U Call & say me HI..(
150 chars (1 sms)
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............
159 chars (1 sms)
zindagi main tum buhat gay jaoo gay
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jahan bhi jaoo gay
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loog yehi kahain gain
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chal be chal
AGAY NIKAL !!!!!!!!
186 chars (2 sms)
Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i''m thinking of you all the time
145 chars (1 sms)
kismat kismat ki baat hai
aaj din to kal kali raat hai
kabhi dhoop to kabhi barsat hai
yeh message ka silsila yunhi chalta rahega jab tak free sms ka saath hai!
164 chars (2 sms)
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn''t heavy.
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what''s your phone number??
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don''t you ever want to improve??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
350 chars (3 sms)
First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")
Second Week : Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")
Third We ek : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")
Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")
351 chars (3 sms)