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Din ko chain nahi,
raat ko aram nahi.
Jee na lage kahi,
E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?
Arey Pagal..
yeh pyar nahi .....
Aajka 41 degree celcius temperature hai.
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A SARDAR BUYS 4 TYRES BCOZ THEY WERE CHEAP.
HIS WIFE SHOUTS, WHY DID U BUY TYRES,
WHEN WE DONT HAVE A CAR.
SARDAR SHOUTED BACK,
DO I SAY ANYTHING WHEN U BUY BRA......................?.
197 chars (2 sms)
Woh bhi kya din the jab log humain diwano ki tarah kiss kiya karte the ....
par haaye hamari phooti kismat us waqt hum 2 saal ke hua karte the .........
156 chars (1 sms)
Sardar joins army, given AK 47.
Hes puzzld.
Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga
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I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply
adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my
reflection.
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Once an angle came up to me & granted me a wish. I asked for "world
peace". That''s impossible, he said. Then I asked himto give u
brains. He said "Let me try world peace"
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Sumtime U Miss Me. Most of the times I Do
Sumtime U Hurt me. Most of the times I Do
Sumtime U Sms Me. Most of the times I Do
Sumtime U meet me, Datz the only thing " I alwayz Want "
Keeeeeeeeep In toucH Beta
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Feeling is a painting - neva spoil it
Face is a book - try to read it
Love is precious - dont miss it
Frendship is a mirror - dont break it
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every morning ur d 1st thing tat comes2my mind
i wish i wud start my day with u in my bed
i luv d feel on my lips
u just make my day
i lvu u "NESCAFE"...
158 chars (1 sms)
can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aya???
nahi maloom???
thora orr damagh laraoo
no??
abhi be nahi?
ok let me tell u k kaise aya...
''''''GHALTI SE''''''...
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APKI BATAIN...
APKI BOLI...
APKA STYLE...
APKA CHALNA...
APKI SMILE...
APKA SHARMANA...
APKI ADAA...
.........UUUFFFFFF ALLAH..........
KOI AIK CHIZ THU THIK HO...
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Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe
chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai
116 chars (1 sms)
What is meant by ABCD
A Boy Can Do Every Thing For a Girl
and
DFEDCBA means..
Girl forgets Everything Done n Catches New Boy again:)
137 chars (1 sms)
GIRL: If U will try 2 kiss me,main shor macha dongi.
boy: lekin yahan tu dur tuk koi nahi ha
grl:i know but formatlity bhi tu pori karni ha
142 chars (1 sms)
Dear jana
Smile Never
Speak Ever
Gum Sum Never
Share Ever
Hide Never
Care Ever
Left Never
Think me ever
Forget me Never
129 chars (1 sms)