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Two sardars are driving in a car,one sardar puts on the indicator and asks the other to check if it is working.He puts his head out and says…..yes..no..yes..no..yes..no…………!!!!
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Aik SARDAR jee NE APNI SAGAI(ENGAGEMENT) TOD DI.
BATAO KYUN?...
SOCHO SOCHO……
BECAUSE LADKI KUNWARI THI.
STRANGE NA ..
BUT SARDAR Jee HAS RESON FOR THAT?
- SOCHO Socho
BECAUSE HE BELIEVES THAT
JO LADKI AB TAK KISI KI NAHI HUYEE, WO MERI KYA HOGI.
BALLE – BALLE
364 chars (3 sms)
Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
ensures U
Continue to do so.
144 chars (1 sms)
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard &
comes to a conclusion: I''ll drink poison n let lion eat me. O'' bolo
ta ra ra.
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A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess
what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.
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Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U''ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Karachi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won''t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It''s addressed to Sialkot.
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What is the part of Female''s Body which has
Hair All Around
Abit wet Inside &
Drops water when Excited
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Don''t Think Wrong Stupid
It''s Eye
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Boy to a Girl : ager main tumhari sirf kiss karu tu tum kia socho gi?
Girl : I will think ek bewakof jo purra USA ghoom sakta tha airport se hi wapis chala gaya
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Some times small things in life..
Hurt a lot...
if you don''t agree ..
with me ....
then ...
>>>>
try to sit ...
On a
COMMON PIN :)
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BALOCHI KI NIYAT!!
Main Niyat karta hoon 2 punjabi marane ki ,
6 rocket fire farz ,
wasatay Bugti Uncle ke ,
Muu mera kohloo sharif ki taraf
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HIEGHT Of KANJOOSI :
Shiekh Shab House Cought Fire And He Is Giving Miss Calls to fir brigade !!
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DaD: Mazar-e-Qaid Kaha hai?
Son: Pata Nahi
Dad: Kabhi Ghar se Nikla karo
Son: Abu ,Yaqbon Sahab Kaun Hain?
Dad: Pata nahi
Son: Kabhi Ghar mian bhi ap Raha Karu !
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Kuch Nahi Bus Meray Mobile Ko apkay Mobile Se Pyar Ho Gaya Hai Ais Liye LINE Mar raha hai :)
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A Sardar Reads On the front side of the girl T-shirt written
" Handle With Care "
Next day sardar wears jeans written on
" CANDLE WITH HAIR "
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