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Rangeet Singh tells his girlfriend," tommarrow come my home, No One will be at home,
Next Dat she goes there and found the door Locked.
There Was No One at home Hahaha
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Bhagwan Duniya par BEER peene aya. 12 bottles pine ke baad Sardar ne Pocha " aap ko Charhti Kyu Nahi?
Bahgwaan: Main Baghwaan hon.
Sardar: Charh Gai hai salay Ko.
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Sardar dukhi tha, Kis Ne Pucha " Kya tention me ho?
Sardar: Yar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh diye the, ab saale ko pehchaan nahi pa raha hoon
156 chars (1 sms)
Girls Psychology!!!!
Fraud with Innocent Boys,
Fun with Handsome Boys,
Friendship With Charming Boys,
Contact With Intelligent Boys,
Flirt with freaky Boys,
Love with faithful Boys,
and In the end marriage with Rich boy
Moral: Chandarmukhi ho aya paaro , Sab ek jaisi hain Yaaro
303 chars (2 sms)
Gadhda be jo na Khaye vo Ghaas ho tum
Stupid Idiot Baakwaas ho tum
52 jokoron wali taash ho tum
per phir bhi jo b ho yaar
dost bohat jhakaas ho tum
160 chars (1 sms)
Ur Eyes Patakha.
Ur lips Rocket
Ur ears Chingari
ur smile Phuljari
Ur style Anaar
ur personilty Bomb
Beta Nikal le
I''m Coming with candle
160 chars (1 sms)
1 Larka Apni GF k Liye Chooriyan le K Jata HAi .
Gf: Khud hi pehna doo
Boy: mujhe Nahi Pata Tha k Itna acha responce Mile Ga Warna May Kapray Bhi Le k ata.
160 chars (1 sms)
Woh kon hai ?
jo ,,
Uchaal Uchaal K Paida hOta hai ??
Peachano Kon?
Socho ??
Aray socho na ??
Tauba
Soch to sahi
ay loo
aray Budhu
" POPCORN"
179 chars (2 sms)
2 Cockroaches eating potti in washroom.
1st: yar pait main buhat dard ho raha hai muje potti aa rahi ha
2nd: yar khanay k time pe to kam se kam gandi baatain na kar
167 chars (2 sms)
Aina Dekh Kar Begana ho Gaya
Khud apne Husn Ka Deewana Ho gaya
Muqabla-e-Husn main hisa liya Apne bhi
aurron ko tu Cup mila apko Jurmana Ho Gaya
154 chars (1 sms)
The Cube of 2 is 8
the cube is 4 is 64
what is cube of 13?
Nahi Malom?
Main Batao ???
Its SUROOR
How it comes?
very simple
Tera + Tera = Surrur
170 chars (2 sms)
Mera dil e kenda k 80 kal 20 7 7 san .... 80 aj 20 7 7 an.... Aye dil kal 20 83 ....Aey Dil aaj 20 13 aye... menu 10....13 dil 20 ehi kehnda na??
146 chars (1 sms)
Adhi Rat ko Ek Admi Apni Moti Biwi se bola : Begum Sisak Sisak kar marna acha hai ya aik Damm?
Begum: Aik Dum
Husband: tu phir apni dosri tang bi mere upar rakh do..
171 chars (2 sms)
Fizao me tum ho hawayo Main tum ho Dhoop main tum ho .. chahyoo main tum hoo .
Sach hi suna tha buri aatma ka koi theikana nahi hota
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Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies?
Guess? Ha ha, U R wrong. It''s ur ears to make sure k KOI AA TU NAHI RAHA.
146 chars (1 sms)