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Jealous HUsband : Aj Tak Tum Kitne Logo K Sath Soi Ho?
Wife: Sach Boloon to Sirf Ap Ke Sath Hi soi hoon.
Baki Sabhi Ke Sath Sari Sari raat Jagi Hoon
153 chars (1 sms)
Duniya Main Sab Se Himmat Wala Kaun?
DHOBI-
Kabhi Bhi Kisi Ke Ghar ja kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo Kapray nikal kar rakhe main abhi aa kar le le leta hon
173 chars (2 sms)
Boy: Larkiyan Pepsi Ki Tara Hain Jitna Pio DIl Nahi Bharta
Girl: Larke Wisky Ki Tara Hain Jab Chahrnay Lagte hain tu khatam ho jate hain
139 chars (1 sms)
What Is a kiss? In view of
Geometry:
" Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips!
Economics:
" kiss is that thing for which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!
Physics:
" kiss is the process of charging a human body"
Computer:
" Like a LAN , in which 2 bodies r connected without any DATA CABLE"
315 chars (2 sms)
School se hasil ki hum ne education.
Phir bhi na samajh paaye dil ki difinition
Dil k darwaze pe likh diya no admission
pHir bhi ap chae aay withoutpermission
161 chars (2 sms)
How a girl replies if Himesh proposes;
O huzoor, bhaad me jaaye tera suroor,
surat se hai tu khajoor,
bidi ki factory ka majdoor,
chal hoja door abey langoor!!!!
166 chars (2 sms)
Tabiyat theek nahi thi,
Tantrik ko dikhlaaya,
vo bola tumper BHOOT ka saaya hai,
jaaldi se kisi GHOR PAAPI ko SMS karo bilkul thik ho jaogee.
Saachi ab SMS ke baad achaa feel hone lagaa hai.
197 chars (2 sms)
Jatt Proposes to a Girl :
Kutta mar gaya razai vich…
Main paagal ho gaya teri judai vich…
Fernail te machar beh nai sakda
Te main tere bin reh nahi sakda!!
162 chars (2 sms)
Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,
Buri nazar na COKE pe dalo,
Chahe jitna DEW pila lo..
Sabse aage hoga Nimbu paani!!
Humne piyaaa hai………….tum bhi piyo!!!!
154 chars (1 sms)
Kitni hasin ho tum, khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo
Aankhon mein kaajal lagana hi kaafi nahi…
plz gale mein nimbu-mirchi bhi latkaya karo
148 chars (1 sms)
Aati thi . . . Jaati thi
Hasti thi . . . Hasati thi
Dekhti thi . . . Muskurati thi
Bhagti thi . . . Bhagati thi
Ab pata chala… sali bevakuf banati thi
155 chars (1 sms)
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau
lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau
mumtaz mili boli taj mahal baNao
maine bola pehle aapne baap se paise toh lekar aao!!
227 chars (2 sms)
Sitaroon se aagy jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi muhabat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalaty mere dil ko,
University mein ladkiyaan aur bhi hein
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Khuda bachaye hume in haseeno se…
197 chars (2 sms)
Lost in a animal
farm I saw many
amimals
(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse
("v")
(( ))
Bird
()(. .)()
( ( - ) )
Monkey
(>.".<)
( (..) )
HAILA TU BHI!?!?!!!!!
244 chars (2 sms)
Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?
Girl:female ,har koi ispe charthe hai.
Boy: to Phir woh pregrant kyon nahi hoti?
Girl:kyon k sab peachay se charhte hai.
158 chars (1 sms)