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Girl''s father: Mein nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zindagi 1 gadhey k saath guzarey...Boyfriend: Bas,esi liye mein ussey yahan se le janey ayia hon...;-)
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ALLAH Hi ALLAH
Kiya Kro..
Dukh Na Kise ko
Diya Kro...
Itna sasta Msg
Hai...
Kabhi Kabhi To
Kiya kro...
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Today is GABBER SINGH''s death anniversary. plz switch off ur cell for 2 minutes as a mark of respect and send this message to atleast 1 criminal as i did;)
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Five Reasons Why We R Friends
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Thapper Maron Kya??
Our Friendship is unconditional.
Reason dhoondho geShame on u..
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How did an intelligent boy propose to a girl? He took the girl along with him on a boat n at the middle of river said ''Marry me or leave the boat''. :-)
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Close ur eyes..
Think about urself
Ur face,
Ur style,
Ur nature,
Ur looks,
Now open ur eyes.
U have spent half a min watching
A HORROR MOVIE! :-)
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Ab kya Pathan pani bhi nahi p sakta ???Iss main bhi joke chahiay tum logo ko ???
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Anchiii...Xcuse me plz! S0rry 2 disturb u.
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hello..
hello..
hello..
hello..
Aawaaz nahin aa rahi?
HELLO...?
ab aawaaz ayi?
Ab bhi nahin?..
..Aawaaz ayege bhi kaise?
Pagal ye to sms aya hai!:-)
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1 morgi ne 3 anday diye .
Aur dua mangi babies naik nikley.
kuch din bad babies niklay.
pehla baby namaz parta hua nikla.
dosra baby tazbih parta hua nikla.
tesre anday se baby nahi nikla to murgi pareshan ho gai , itney mai andy se awaz aai , ammi mai aitekaf mai betha hun
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Sardar say kisi ny kaha INDIAN flag ma tmhara kya hy?
Green 4 muslim
White 4 christ
Orange 4 hindu
Nothing 4 u
Sardar thought n rplied
OYE DANDA Tery piyo da e.
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Boy To His Girlfriend:Darling Maray Kaan Me Kuch Garam Sa,
Kuch Naram Sa,
Kuch Namkin Sa,
Kuch Mitha Sa Kaho.
Girlfrind Sharmatey Huway Boli:Halwa Pur
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Aik bachcha apni mummy se: papa ne mujhay kiss nahi ki.Mummy : beta aap nay TABLE nahi sunaya hoga.Bachcha: tou kya nokrani nay sunaya tha?
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Since our frndship started ...
There hv been so many times
WEN I DISTURBED U ...
IRRITATED U ...
FRUSTRATED U ...
Today i msg u just to say
"I''LL CONTINUE"!!
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- interview -
Question: To bataiye PANI ke bina insan kese marega?
Answer- Sir, PANI Nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? Tairega nai to doob jayega!! den dead...
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