Search Results for 'hi'
A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after 1 month he got a letter "mian sahib" is umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTA aata hay.
144 chars (1 sms)
This is my leg
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Itne Dair Dabane ke Liye Thanks.I Feel Much Better Now... :-)
132 chars (1 sms)
This msg is strictly for cute and charming people only...Since u accidently recieved msg. We deeply apologise for the disturbance due to technical error;-)
156 chars (1 sms)
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
121 chars (1 sms)
World cup ke shekast k bad inzamam ko bv ne bazar say dahi lane ka kaha to inzamam ne logon k der say burka pehn lia .
burka pehn k Bazar puhuncha hi tha k ek urat ne us se pucha.Tum inzamam ho na?Us ne ghabra k kaha Nhi to Us urat ne kaha Ghabrao nhi Main Yunus Khan hon.
274 chars (2 sms)
Gadha kitna bekar janwar hai duniya is ko nakara hi samajti hai, is main aqal b nahi hoti magar is bechare ki himat to deko ye sms kitne ghore se per raha hai.
160 chars (1 sms)
Yaar mainu ik call kri,koi khas kam nhi,meri ik friend hai,tery naal gall krna chandi hai,osnu yaqeen nhi honda k Bander v gallan kardy ne.
140 chars (1 sms)
Danton ko bachanay k 3 tareekay
1..Rozana Brush karna
2..Choclate or sweets kam khana
3..
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
Muj se kabhi panga na lena...
So keep sending sms and smile wid all 32 teeth..!!
205 chars (2 sms)
CHAND per Apka naam likhnay ko jee chahta hai
.
.
.
,
.
.
Pehli baat to yeh k mera haath nahi pohanchta
.
.
.
.
.
.
Dosri yeh k yeh khayal hamesha dopehar main hi aata hai
186 chars (2 sms)
When a black cat falls
down,wat will the white cat say..???
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
;
:
Dont start thinking like an idiot. it will only say....
Meaaaoooon....
200 chars (2 sms)
It’s a test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you’ve to read this msgfor once only..
Ok!
R u ready??
Here we go
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+12
-8
The question is:how many times did u press the button?
hahaha
284 chars (2 sms)
aap kahin bohat zarori kaam say ja rahay hain lakin achanak apk rastay main aik kali billi aa jay tu iska kia matlab hai?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
sochain ahi aur sochain
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
aray bhaee osay bhi koee zaroori kaam hoga isliay tu kahin ja rahi hai :)
352 chars (3 sms)
Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai.
138 chars (1 sms)
1st day ur friendship was like a drop
2nd day its like River
3rd day its like Sea
4th day its like an Ocean
NowIts like sunami
HELP!
HELP!
HELP!
167 chars (2 sms)
Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai,Suraj kehdu usme to Aag hai,Socha aapko Bandar keh Dun
.
.
.
.
Magar ?
?
?
?
?
?
uss kambakhat me Bhi "Dimaag" hai
191 chars (2 sms)