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Reaction of Girs Wen they loose their purse
Poor girls
My Money
Rich Girls
My Debit card
Beautiful Girls
O shit aus main Hamy ki Pic thi
149 chars (1 sms)
Train Main 1 Machir 1 chiness k sar pe baitha , wo usko pakar k kah gaya
phir ek machir shiekh pe baitha , usne pakar k chiness se pucha "Khareedo Gaye?"
156 chars (1 sms)
A Girl asks boy: What do ya like in me ??
Boy: Those 2 big white balls having 2 little dots in it
Girl : What ?
Boy: yaar your Beautiful Eyes
151 chars (1 sms)
Bhikhari: Shahb 1 rupiya dedo
Shab: Tumhain sharam nahi ati road pe khare ho k BHEEK mangte ho?
Bhikhari: Abay tere 1 rupeye k liye kya OFFICE khol Loon ??
162 chars (2 sms)
....Go To HELL....
Gusa Mat karu yar winter a gaya hai aur suna hai waha kafi garmi hai .. Sardiyaan Achi Guzr jaye gi Ok??
So
...GO TO HELL....
158 chars (1 sms)
A sardar went to a doctor...
Sardar: Doc i hav sevior loose motions and i m not able to stop it , i tried everything .... everything
Doc: Did u try lemon
Sardar:Ya , but when i removed it ... it started again
212 chars (2 sms)
a child never saw his hips. Once his teacher slapped on his hips, he came home and saw his hips n said "Kaminey ne do tukde kar diye"
134 chars (1 sms)
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160 chars (1 sms)
Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?
A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
140 chars (1 sms)
What is 10 inch long, hard and 5inch broad...
guess........
think what it could be?????
try to think........
the answer is ....
Absolutly nothing..............
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!
214 chars (2 sms)
Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"
Jisme Nahi har kisi ko " PERMISSION "
Sirf ap Jese Dost ko hy " ADMISSION "
Who Be Bina " DONATION "
Just Maintain " GOOD RELATION "
173 chars (2 sms)
Wife: Suno Jii DR ne mujhe ek mahinay ka aaram ke liye kisi Hill Station par jane ko kaha hai Hum Kaha Jayegaye?
Husband: Dosray DR ke Pass
143 chars (1 sms)
Tum Ek aise Don ho Jiske Pass Har Lock Ki chabi hai
Tabhi tu Aapko Don With Key kehte hain
Aur
Pyar se
" DONKEY" kehtye hain
137 chars (1 sms)
A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After a month Warden asked: Why did''t you come to take ur Salary?
Boy said : Kya ? Salary bhhi miligi ?
139 chars (1 sms)
Tchr: Papu tum kal school kyo nahi ay?
Papu: sir gir gaya tha or lag gai thi
tchr: Kaha gir gaye thay or kia lag gai thi?
papu: Bistar par gir gaya tha or Ankh lag gayi thi sir
186 chars (2 sms)