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Once there were 3 guys praying..n all of a sudden da light goes off..
guy 1: "lo jee bijli tur gaye "
guy 2: "oay bewaqoof namaz parhdaya nahi bolday"
guy 3: "Shuker way main nae boalya"
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A husband read an article to his wife about "How many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man''s 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, " What?"
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Dr: Aap pagal kaise huwe?
Pagal: kuch time pehle main ne ek bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti ne mere baap se shadi ki: yun wo meri saas ban gaye,un k ghar beti hui to rishte mai wo meri behn hui kiun k main us k baap ka beta tha,dosri taraf wo meri nawasi bhi hui, kiun k main us ki nani ka shohar tha, is liye main apni behn ka nana bana,phir mere ghar beta huwa, tu meri biwi ki beti, mere bete ki dadi bhi lagti thi kiun k wo meri soteli maa thi, chunache mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aur main apne bete ka bhanja aur....
Dr: bas karo! Khuda k wastay bas karo warna main pagal hojaonga...
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Hum Dosto Ko Bäri Gandi Saza Dete
Hain,,,,,,,,!!
HUM DOSTO KO BARI GANDI $AZA DETE
HAIN...!!!
Joota Marte Nahi Moza Soongha Dety Hain,,,,,!!
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Rail ke dabbey mein ye qissaa huaa
ek bachchaa zor se rone lagaa
maa ne samajhaane kii koshish kii bahot
us ko bahalaane kii koshish kii bahot
thak ke aaKhir loriiyaan gaane lagii
bijaliyaan kaano par barasaane lagii
das minute tak loriiyaan jab vo gaa chukii
til-milaa kar bol uthaa ek aadmii..
"Behanjii, itnaa karam ab kiijiiye
loriyan bend kiijiiye or is bachche ko rone diijiiye!"
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BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi"
GIRL: Kyaaaaaaaaaaa?
BOY: Achi film hai na..!
GIRL : Kuttay k bachay..!
BOY: Whaaaaaaaaaat????
GIRL: Kitnay cute hotay hain na....
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A sardar was passing thru a jungle.
A churail stops him and says: Hoo hoo ha ha ha,
main churail hoon.
Sardar: Jaanta hoon, teri ek behan mere ghar bhi hai:-)
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Qayamat k 4 signs
1-Logon k eeman jatay rahen gae
2-Har ghar se ganay ki awaz aye gi
3-Zalzalay aein gae
4-Logon k pass balance hoga aur wo SMS nahi kia karain gae..
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Sardar was traveling in train
A woman sat on his son''s berth & didn''t get up
Sardar complained to the Railway Officer
THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD.
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BoY At Bus StoP saying 2 Girl:Dil JiGar Nazar kYa Hai Mein To TeraY LIYe Jaan B DeDo:
Girl: Wo To Deni Hi PareGi Q k Mera Bhai "MQM" Ka Unit IncharGe Hai...!
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A guy takes his wife to a football game for the first time.
After the game he asked his wife how she liked the game.
Oh, I really liked it, she said, but I just couldnt understand why they were fighting for 25 cents.
What do you mean?
They kept screaming:Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back.
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What if Acountants start making Movies....
1 - Muna Bhai C.A,,
2 - Hamara Ledger apke pas hai,,
3 - Maine overdraft kyon kia,,
4 - Journal sey Balance Sheet tak,,
5 - Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit,,
6 - Cash Balance wale Profit Le Jayenge,,
7 - Hum Tax dE chuke Sanam,,
8 - Kyun TeLi ho gaya na?,,
9 - Mein Acounts ki Diwani hon,,
10 - Kaho na Depreciation hai...!!!
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Sardar Gifted A Card To His Father On His BirthDay With Quote On It
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"Phool To Bohat Hain Par Gulaab Jaisa Koi Nahi
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Mere Baap to Bohat Hain Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi "...:)
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Eik andha aadmi Police mai bharti hone gaya..
Interview k waqt us se pocha gaya:
Ap Police mai bharthi hoker kia karen ge.?
Andha: Mai andha dhund firing karoonga ...
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A Kid Gets 0 Marks In Pape
Father Angrily Asks: What Is This......?
Kid Replies: Star Khattam Ho Gaye Thay To Teacher Ne Planet Dene Shroo Ker Diye.....:)
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