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A Sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"Kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "Punjab se laya" ;->
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked a village kid: Any great man born in this
village???
village kid: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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a stupid guy: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It''s 3:15."
a stupid guy: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it''s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
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Aj agar apka sms ayega to hi ham ROTI khain gae!!!
Sachi
Warna.........
Ghusay main PANIR PARATHA AUR CHICKEN PALAO
k baad ICECREAM kha k PEPSI p k din guzaar len gae..
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WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?
A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS
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Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?
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Ans. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD.
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Hi ! What r U doing?Agar AAP ke paas zara waqt ho to Mere ek sawal ka jawab do.
Sawal hai Ke wo konsa jaanwar hai.
Jo is waqt Mera SMS parh raha hai.reply?
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Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
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Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?
Customer : Ali''s.
S.M : Which after shave do y use ?
C : Ali''s.
S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?
C : Ali''s ?
S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?
C : Ali''s.
S.M : Sir , what is this Ali''s is it an international company ?
C : No, he is my room mate.
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AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"
JAPANIES: " OUR FISH PLAY FOOT BALL"
INDIAN: YE TO KUCH BHI NAHI HAI YAAR....................................... HUMARE TO GADHE BHI WORDCUP KHELTE HAIN.
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XCUSE ME....
WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???
I WANNA RECHECK...
COZ I FEEL THERE''S SOME ERROR...
KYUNKI SMS JATA TO HE PAR AATA Nahi he..
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XCUSE ME....
WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???
I WANNA RECHECK...
COZ I FEEL THERE''S SOME ERROR...
KYUNKI SMS JATA TO HE PAR AATA Nahi he..
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Man ask to GOD- whats love?
God said- Go To the garden & get the most beautiful flower.
Man returned empty handed & told that I founded the most beautiful flower but I kept walking in hope of a better one. And then I realised I ignored the best
one. I went back but could not find it there.
GOD said- This is love. U dont value it when u have it but repent when u lose it.
So never let ur love go!!
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Gang of SARDARS broke a bank instead of cash they found bottles full of chilled Red Wine. Happily they drank
it. Next day, headline: Blood bank luta
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Dear Customer, ;-) Your bathing date validity for one year is over. So please take bath today and save public.
Thank you.
.¤CUSTOMER CARE¤
Clean WoRlD.
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