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Husband And Wife are Like two tyres of a vehicle.
Even if one punctures , the vehicle can''t move further
So intelegent men always carry a stephny with them . :)
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Ek Chota Baby Apni Mummy Ko Kehta hai .
" IS MaiN kia hai Mumy ? "
Mumy: ais main mera Pyara sa Baby hai
" Itna hi pyara tha tu kah kyo liya? " :P lolx
161 chars (2 sms)
Baa Adab
Baa Mulahiza
Hoshiyaar
Pagaloon K Shehanshah
Pakistan k Bewakofo k sartaj
Noor e chasham
Tajdar e Paglistan
Msg recieve kar rahay hainnnnnnnnnnn
179 chars (2 sms)
A boy n girl of 5 class asked teacher : Kiya chotay bachon ke bhi bachay hote hain ? ?
Teacher Said : Nahi kabhi nahi
Boy said to Girl : Aur tum aise hi darr rahi thi
hahahahahaahhaahhaahah
203 chars (2 sms)
Breaking News: Nawab Akbar Bugti is alive.
He escaped from the back side of cave on his Honda CD70 and was shouting
"MAIN TE HONDA EE LAYSAAN"!
150 chars (1 sms)
Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
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ArE You MaLe Or Female?
Answer Ke Liye NEachay Dekho
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Bewakof Yahan Nahi Apne NEachay -:)
140 chars (1 sms)
Police Constable to his SOn: "Tumhara result acha Nahi aya, aj se Sara Khelna ,Baher jana Or T.v BAND"
Son: " Yeh 100 ruppee Pakro orr Mamla khatam karu "
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Sardar Learning English, Introduces His family at a Party
Hi i''m Sardar,
This is my sardarni
He is My Kid
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This Is My Kidney
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COURT ORDER
U
R
Accused
Of
coming
into
my
life
and
Hi-jacking
my
smiles
with
your
friendship
Since
U
r
found
guilty
u
r
Sentenced
2
b
my
frend
NO BAIL !!!
183 chars (2 sms)
Man , Mistri G , Bed Mazboot banana , Mere bete ko Bahu k sath Sona hai
Mistri : aisa mazboot banaun ga k Sara Muhalla bahu k sath Soye Bhi tu Nahi totay Ga!
161 chars (2 sms)
Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked.
141 chars (1 sms)
Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha aato ho.
Gal: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.
132 chars (1 sms)
Bengali patient: Doc sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai, khane ko man nahin karta hai.
Doc: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise marzi kaat ke khana
157 chars (1 sms)
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
131 chars (1 sms)