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Boys Philosphy . . .
Shaadi Aise Ghar Main Ho
Jahan Sasur Maaldar Ho
Aur Saas Beemaar Ho
Biwi Kaisi Bhi Chale Gi
Par Saaliya''n d Chaar Ho . . . ;->
167 chars (2 sms)
You Are
"ABCDEFGHIJKL"
A - Adoreable
B - Briiliant
C - Cute
D - Dashing
E - Exciting
F - Fantastic
G - Great
H - Humorous
I - Intelligent
J K L - Joke Kesa Laga . . .
223 chars (2 sms)
"MY Principle"
If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at him....
But, make sure that the flower is still in the pot.....!!
139 chars (1 sms)
Gaalib ne apni mashooka ko date par bulaya, Wo late aayi to ye sher sunaya ''Falak pe sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai, Dusri ka time ho gaya aur tu ab aa rahi hai''
161 chars (2 sms)
Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho, Tum Se Bahar Bhi Sarminda Hai,
Kabhi Bhul Se Bhi Kabristan Mat Chale Jana
Warna Murde Kahe Uthange, Abhi Hum Bhi Jinda Hai..
150 chars (1 sms)
Son:Mujhe circus dekhna hai.
Papa:I M busy
Son: Waha 1 ladki chote-2 kapdo me
cheete pe sawari karti hai
Papa: Chalo chalte hai,
kaafi dino se cheeta nahi dekha
166 chars (2 sms)
Do Pal Ki Bhi Khushi Na Mili Tou Kia Hua
Umar BhaGham K Sahare G Lainge
Kia Hua Jo Humari Girlfrend Nahi
Hum Aap KI Girl Friend K Sahare G Lainge ;->
161 chars (2 sms)
Teacher asked : What is Ur caste
Student: Pehle to hum Singh the,
fir Rajput the,
fir Sharma ho gaye
abhi hai Darzi
Aage Mummy ki marzi
141 chars (1 sms)
chaahey gilaa kero ,
chaahey shikwaa kero ,
mobile ka mtlab ha k ,
:: SmS Kia keroo ::
"sms boy
107 chars (1 sms)
The Holy Passion Of Friendship Is Of,
So Sweet & Steady & Loyal & Enduring
A Nature That It''ll Last Through A Whole LifeTime . . .
If Not Asked o Lend Money . . . ;->
185 chars (2 sms)
Ek Aadmi Apni B.v Ka Janaza Le Ker Jaa Rha Tha
Janaze K Aage Ek Kutta Aur Peeche Aadmio''n Ki Lambi Line Thi
Ek Aadmi Aaker Poochta Hai : "hai Ye Sab Kaise Hua"
Shohar Bolta Hy :Kuttay K Kaatne Ki Wja Se Mar Gayi . . .!
Tou Doosra Aadmin Bolta Hai : Ek Din K Liye Ye Kutta Aap Mjhe De Sakta Hain ? ?
Aadmi Bolta Hai : Line Main Lag Jao . . . Sab Usi Kuttay K Liye Aaye Hain . . . ;->
402 chars (3 sms)
DARD BHAREE POETRY ARZ HA!
DIL WICH CHUBHI SOIE
DIL WICH CHUBHI SOIE
OOEE OOEE OOEE OOEE
HA HA HA!
113 chars (1 sms)
Ek ladka tha,use kabhi pyar nahi hua tha, uske pant ka zip hamesha khula rahta tha kyon?
Kyonki
Pyar bina ''chain'' kahan re
145 chars (1 sms)
Ek aadmi k pas jin tha,
jin bola "Aaqa" mujhy koi huqm dain.
Aaqa replayed : Yaar mery ghar say Amrica tak aik Road banao.
Jin : Aaqa ye mushkil kaam hay, resty hain darya atye hain, pahar atye hain, jungal aty hain, abadiyan atye hain, samundar bhi ata hay, Bohat mushkil hay, kuch or huqam daein...
us bandy nay bohat soocha then he said Yaar meri B.V ko mera farmaberdaar bana day..
Jin foran bola "Road singal banani hay Dubble lane
442 chars (3 sms)
1 pagal american se:tum japaneez ho na?
amr: nai me amercn hun
pg:nai tum jpnz ho
amr:nai me amercn hun
pg:nahi tum jpnez ho
amr:han han mejpnz hun
pg:lagte to amrcan ho
176 chars (2 sms)