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An interviewer to an engg student:"what is engg"
student:,#@! #@#$#
Interviewer: Mujhe kuch samajh mein nahi aaya
Student:Same is the situation here
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry --
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you''ll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you''ll become a
philosopher.
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The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?
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A man inserted an ''ad'' in the classifieds: "Wife
wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSAY ?
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Any Word uttered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.
Anything said by Wife is an ESSAY...
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Koi ladki hume thukraaye,
Uss ka hume gam nahi,
Koi ladki hume thukraaye,
Uss ka hume gam nahi,
Arre badnaseeb hai woh ladki Yaaroon ,
Jiss ke nasib me hum nahi.
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Every Sec GOD
Remembers U
Every Min GOD
Blesses U
Every Hour GOD
Cares 4 U
B''coz Every I Pray To HIM
Ya ALLAH Banda Thora Bewakuf Hai
Zara Dhyan Rakhna. . . ;->
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1 Chooozay Ne Sherni ko Propose KIa
Sherni Boli : Aby Chal Tu Ne Apni Jaan, Height, Size Aur Shakal Dekhi Hai ?
Chooza Bola: Madam In Sab Ko Choro, Mera Confidence Dekho . . . ;->
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O Frnd Jee
Tussi Mittha Aam Ho
Coca Cola Da Jaam Ho
Sir Dard Ka Baam Ho
Sara Kuch Theek Hy
Bas SMS Nahi Kerde
Ba Es Waste Badnaam Ho. . . ;->
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Arz Kia Hai
Tm Dost Ho Mere Sada K LIye
Main Zinda Hoon Teri Wafa K LIye
Ker Lena Lakhon Shikwe Humse Magar
Kabhi Topiyan Na Dena Khuda K Liye ;->
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A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
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1000 Pages ki Book kitne din mein parhi ja sakti hai?
Writer: 6 months
Doctor: 2 months
Lawyer: 1 month
Prof: 1 week
Student: Pehle ye batao paper kab hai?
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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: What were you before you married her?
Millionaire: A Billionaire. . . ;->
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GirlFriends r Appetizers....
Taste Gud Any
Time
Misteress r Tomyams.... Hot & Spicy,
Eaten Frequently
Wives r Maggie....
Eaten When There''s
Nothing To Eat ;->
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