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Sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.
Wife Opens d Door.
Sharabi asks Who r u?
Wife:How dare U 4get Ur Wife?
He answer:Nasha har Gamko bhula deta hai.. ;->
168 chars (2 sms)
Aaj Newspaper me parha k cute Logon ko sMs karne se dil ki bimari ho sakti hai.!
To aj se BAND!!!
Kya Sms?
Nahi jee!
NEWSPAPER..
195 chars (2 sms)
''''Mafi nama''''
Agar
Mere
Sms
Say
Aap
Pareshan ya
Ghusa hon
To
Bila jhijhak
Apne
Mobile
Ko
khench
k
diwar
main
mar
den!
Na rahega
Phone!
Na bajegi
Msg tone..!(_)
186 chars (2 sms)
Larki Pehli Baar Larke k Saath Uski Car Main Drive Par Nikli
Wo Ek Sunsaan Road Se Guzarne Lage Tou
LAki Ne Poocha :
‘’Kia Tum Sirf Ek Haath Se Drive Ker sakte Ho ?’’
Larka Khushi Se Bola : Haan Haan Kion Nahi . . .
Larki : Theek Hai , Ye Lo Tissue Paper Aur Apni Naak Saaf Kerlo
303 chars (2 sms)
Kal Kare So Aaj Ker
Aaj Kar So Ab. . . .
Kal Kare So Aaj Ker
Aaj Kar So Ab. . . .
Abay Kerta Hii Rahega Tou Dhoyega Kab ? ;->
159 chars (1 sms)
Sharabi Knocks The Door Of His Home
Wife Opens The Door
Sharabi Asks : Who Are U
Wife : How Dare U 4get Ur Wife
Sharabi : Sharab Har Gham Bhula Deti Hai ;->
179 chars (2 sms)
WHEN
YOU
CANT
SEE
THE
BRIGHT
SIDE
OF
THINGS...
THAN
POLISH
THE DULL
SIDE
OF
IT
SO SIMPLE. . . ;->
161 chars (2 sms)
Q: Agar 1 door per kutta bhonk raha ho orr dosre door p biwi chilla
rahe ho tu ap pehle konsa door kholen g?
A: Kutte wala door coz kutta andar akar bhonkna band kar de g
172 chars (2 sms)
Ek Aadmi Business Main Loss K Baad Bohat Ghareeb Ho Gaya
Jab Khaane Ko Kuch Bhi Na Rha Tou Us Ne Apni Biwi Se Kaha:
''''Bachon KO Nanhiyal Bhej Do
Tum Apni Walida K Paas Chali Jao
Aur Mera Kia Hai
Main Susral Chala Jata Hoon'''' ;->
241 chars (2 sms)
FILM dekhni hai ?
Dekho
INTERVAL
THE END
Ye Hai SANJAY LEELA BHANSALI Ki New Film
"WHITE" . . . ;->
250 chars (2 sms)
Smile 2 old man means respect
Smile 2 a child means innocence
Smile 2 lover means love
Smiling in front of mobile means mental
Still smiling!
(Confirmed) ;->
180 chars (2 sms)
HamArE FLAG mEi
Green CoLour MeAnz
"MusLiMz"
White CoLour MeAnz
"AmAn"
LeKiN
Phir B HamArE MuLk mEi AmAn nhi Hy
Q
K
AmAn k AndAr
"DandA"
jo DaLa huA hy. . . ;-
186 chars (2 sms)
height of a music lover--
"a man keeps his ears on the keyhole to listen wat the gal is singin in the bathroom whr he can peep onto dis"
140 chars (1 sms)
What is height of Active laziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
90 chars (1 sms)
Height of Orkuting...!
Boss got angry with employee as he saw him orkuting....!
Ssends his termination through Scrap..!
130 chars (1 sms)