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Benazir ko goli lgi,
bkhtawar asfa rone lgi,
rote rote bhok lgi,
khale bilawal mom phli,
mom phli me dana nhi,
zrdari tmhara papa nhi
pnjab wale bche, musharf bhai sache, sache sche jayenge shekh rashid ki dulhan layenge,
conda leza kali, so nkhro wali,
ek nkhra tot gya bush ka mu toot gya.
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QUAID e AZAM k 14 points main se koi 3 apnay alfaaz main bayaan karain...???
1- aayenda aeen wafaaqi larkiyon ka hoga jismain larkiyon ka larkon ki taraf dekhna aam hoga...
2- tamam larkay aur larkiyon ko coaching k bahar kharray honay k pooray haqooq diye jaayengay..
3- tamam logon ko mere mazaar pe date maarnay ki khulli azaadi di jaayegi...
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HeIgHt Of ProFeSsIoNaL JeAlOuSy
A CoMmUnItY OwNeR bAnNeD AnOthEr CoMmUniTy OwNeR Coz He WaS CoPyInG HiS StUfF Frm OtHer"z CoMm.
& SaY
Do It By UrSeLf
WhIle He Is DoInG ThE SaMe FrM oThErZ
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Arz Kia Hai . . .
Tumhare Bap Ne Parh Liya Mera LOVE LETTER
Wah Wah . . .
Tumhare Bap Ne Parh Liya Mera LOVE LETTER
PHILIPS LET''S MAKE THINGS BETTER . . . ;->
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Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...
Both are in a room for 10 minutes to talk each other...
Ladki (Darte hue) : Bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahen hain?
Ladka : Abhi tak to 3 the..lekin ab 4 ho gaye.
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Ek research se pata chala hai chimpanji bhi SMS pad sakte hain,
Ye SMS apko final testing ke liye bheja ja raha hai..
Apna certificate zoo se collect kare!!!.
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Please ap apna ghar achi tarha check karen
Kyun ke
Kal TV pe ASIF ZARDARI keh rahy thy ke
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kehar ghra se BHUTTO nikle ga
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Molvioun ki 1 bus ja rahi thi
Ek molvi sahb ne kaha k ""jahan koi larki nazar aye to
Astagfirullah prho!
Achank ek molvi sahib
Astagfriullah bola
Baqi bole
Kithay?
Kithay?
Kithay?
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BOY1: YAAR LARKI KO I LOVE U KEHNE KI SAB SE ACCHI JAGA KON C HAI:?
BOY2: MAZAAR.
BOY1: Q?
BOY2: QK WAHAN LARKIYON NE CHAPPAL NAI PEHNI HOTI
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bhikari: sahab 6 rs de do chaae peeni hai
sahab: lekin chae to 3 rs ki aati hai
bhikari sharmate huwe: wo girl friend b saath hai na
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Hight of Friendship..
Osama bin laden and George Bush having a toast at saddam''s residence
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Hight of friendship:
bush''s daughter marryin laden''s son n deir kid is named george bin laden!!!
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Height of secrecy...
Tushar kapoor pays the producer 50 lacs for taking him in films..lol
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Height of satte bazi...
GAmblers playing for ash abhishek marrige..kitne din chalegee
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HEIGHT OF SUSPICION
Man asking his Wife" Who is the father of second child"
When....His wife delivers TWINS
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