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Waiter: Sir Aapny Samosy,
Burger Aur Roll Ander Se
Kha Liye Magar Bahar Se Chor Diye Hen.
Customer: Ji Haan,
Mujhy Doctor Ny Bahar Ka Khana Mana Kiya Hai.. :-)
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Girl:
"I Will Be Ready In 5 Minutes"
Boy:
" I Will Be Back In 5 Minutes"
Those Are Both Equal.. :-D
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Tere Ishq Ka e-mail Mere Dil Ko Tarpata Hai..
Per Beech Me Tere Bhai Ka VIRUS Aa Jata Hai.. :-(
Hhahahaha
Good Night..
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Pappu Kutty Ki Poonch Pipe Me Daal Raha Tha.
Dost:
You Idiot, Kutty Ki Dum Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Hoti.
Pappu:
Aby Duffer, Me Pipe Ko Bend Ker Raha Hun.. :-D
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"KHUSHI"
Ek Aisi Cheez hai,
Jo Aapke paas na hone k baad bhi
Aap Chahen to Dusre ko de
Sakte ho..
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Maze ki Baat Ye Hai k
"TENSION"
Bhi Aisi hi Cheez Hai. :-D
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"You cannot have a positive life and a negative mind."
Joyce Meyer
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"People may hear your words, but they feel your attitude."
John C. Maxwell
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"Good people are like candles; they burn themselves up to give others light."
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"Life is very complicated. Don't try to find ANSWERS Because when you find answers LIFE changes the QUESTIONS."
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"Kill tension before tension kills you,
Reach your goal before goal kicks you, Live life before life leaves you…."
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Pakistani awam jitni syasi logon k peche time kharab kar rahi hai ager yahi time neki me guzarta to kitna behter tha
116 chars (1 sms)
You Are More Than My Sister, YouAre My Best Friend, I Know ThatI’ve Hurt You Deeply And I’mAshamed Of Myself Because No OneHurts Their Sister Or Best FriendThe Way I Hurt You. I’m Very Sorry.
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You Mean The World To Me, I Never WantTo Make Your Heart Hurt And I DidToday, I Am Sorry For The MistakeI Made, I Hope You Can Find A PlaceFor Forgiveness In Your Heart I WillDo Everything To Never Hurt You Again.
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I Know That What I Did Hurt You, I’mNot Asking You To Forget My ActionBut Please Forgive Me. I Will SpendThe Rest Of My Life Showing You ThatThe Risk You Take With Me Is WellWorth It. I Will Never Hurt You Again.
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. Dhadkan Banke Jo Dil me samaa Jate hai,Har Ek Pal Jinki Yaad me Bitate hai,Aansu Tak Nikalte Hai Jab Wo Yaad Aate hai,Jaan Chaali Jati Hai Jab Wo Humse Ruth Jate hai..
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