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Good morning.
“Subah ka ujaala sadaa saath ho,
“Har din har pal apke liye khaas ho,
“Dil se duaa nikalti hai aapke liye,
“Saari khushiyaa aapke paas ho.
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*>Ultimate Truth<*
"Its very easy to say that i am busy
when some one needs you...
But its very painful to hear.
" i a m busy"
When you need some one.
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FEes Maafi ki Application
To
The principal'
High school.
Sir,
seedhi baat ye hai ka meray abu ne
mujhy Fees Ka liya 1200 rupay diye thay,
500 ki dosto ka sath film dekh li.
250 ki pepsi aur burgers khaa liya.
150 ka girl friend ko easy load krwa diya.
300 science vali miss per shart har gaya.
Me smjta tha ka unka sirf math walesir ka sath chakar hai,
par unka ka to aap ka sath bhi chakar hai.
Ab ap ka pas2 hi rastay hainsir jee meri fees mauf ya phr ap ka
raaz faash
shukriya.
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"kaisa waqt a gaya hai osei fursat he
nahi mujhei yad karne ki
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kabhi wohi shakhs meri hi sansoon se jiya krta tha"
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Hitler,s Formula:
"Tomorrow" will come daily...
But "Today" will come today only...!
So finish your Today,s work today...
and be free tomorrow.
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Dunya ka sab se Romentic Mulk kon sa hai??????
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Pakistan Kyun?
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kyun ka yahan har ghar me
rozana candle light dinner hoti hai.
thank you Wapda
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Excellent Words by Dr.Abdul Qadeer>.
"Dream is not What you see in Sleep..
Dream is the thing which does not allow you to sleep.
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Teacher:
pani ka formula batao
student:
h2MgClNaClHnO3H2SO4.
Teacher:
stupid,ye kia hai??
student: sir ye selaab ka pani hai
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G-get up
O-open ur eyes
O-out of ur bed
D-day has risen
M-Mobile beeps
O-One msg recieved
R-Read&enjoy
N-Never mind
I-Its
N-New way 2 wish u
G-good morning
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Dunia main khobsorat dil ki talas karochehray ki nahi
kion ka khobsorat chehray to bohat hain lekin
khobsorat dil bohat kam hain.
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"True guidance is like a small lamp in a dark forest.
it does,nt show every think at once but gives enough light for the next step to be safe"
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Most irritating and ann0ying moment:
You're getting bored and no messages, not even a
single text. . . !
Suddenly your cell rings,
you rush t0wards it to watch who finally texted !
You pick your cell with excitement and see a text
from
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Service Cente
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Doctor implanted a new ear to a man.
Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear.
Doctor: it makes no difference.
Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.
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Mian Roz Gunah Krta Hun...
Wh Chupata Hai Apni REHMATON Say.....
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Main Majboor Apni Aadat Say...
Wh MAshoor Apni REHMAT Say
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Boy: Darling, tumhara naam apny haath pe likhu ya dil pe?
Girl: idhar udhar Q likhty ho.. agar sacha piyar kirty ho to apni property papers pe likh do.
Oye teri larkian kitni chalak hogye hn star plus dekh ker
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