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Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:
Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Sardar: Lo Batao,
Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)
159 chars (1 sms)
Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kya bat hai?
Sardar: Mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata nai Abba mujhe le jata hai ya nahi
157 chars (1 sms)
TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY .... =P =D
160 chars (1 sms)
Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?
Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->
132 chars (1 sms)
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz.
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ho gaya na suitcase bann
233 chars (2 sms)
Haqiqat ho tum kese tumhay sapna kahu,
Qurban hai meri jaan tujh par
kise tere siwa mein apna kahu
AK
101 chars (1 sms)
MOHABBAT!
jis ke bagher app ki zindagi adhori hay.
jis ke bagher her rishta be mayeni hay.
MOHABBAT
jis ke bagher kainat ka her rung be rung hay.
jis ke bagher her ehsaas khali burtan ki terha.
MOHABBAT.
jis ke bagher insaan bemool.
MOHABBAT.
jo anmool bana deti hay her rishte her ehsaas ko.
her shey her rung ko.
347 chars (3 sms)
Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p
146 chars (1 sms)
"life is very similar to a boxing ring.
Defeat is not final when you fall down.
it is final when you refuse to get up..."
121 chars (1 sms)
When u r single, U see Happy Couples Everywhere,
but
When u r Married, u see Happy Singles Everywhere....
105 chars (1 sms)
Every little smile can touch somebody's heart.
May u find 100's of reasons to smile today!
May u be the reason for someone else to smile!
Good Day!
150 chars (1 sms)
No life ever grows great until it is
focused, dedicated, and disciplined.
But no life is ever happy until
it is lived for the glory of God.
Keep the faith.
155 chars (1 sms)
Kisi ko tum chaho aur woh tumhein thukra day,
Yeh uski badnaseebi hai. Koi tumhein na chahey
aur tum usse zaberdasti apna banana chaho,
ye tumhare nafs ki zillat hai
Hazrat Ali (A.S)
182 chars (2 sms)
Ikhtiyar, taqat aur daulat milne par log badaltey nahin
balkey be-naqaab ho jatey hein
Hazrat Ali (A.S)
103 chars (1 sms)
Jab aankhein nafs ki pasandeeda cheezein dekhnein lagein
to dil anjaam say andha ho jata hai
Hazrat Ali (A.S)
109 chars (1 sms)