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4 Dino ke Chutyian O Raba
Lambi Perhai Lambi Perhai
Perhne Me Dil Mera Lage Kabhi Na
Perhne Se Jan Meri Jai Hmesha
Ktne Zmane Bad O Raba
Chutya Ye Ai Chutya Ai
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Teacher: Water Ka Formula Batao.
Studnt:
H2 Mgcl Nacl HNO3O.
Teacher: Yeh Kia Hai.
Student: Sir Ye Karachi Ka Pani Hai.. :-D
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Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!
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To,
Near
Police Station.
Respetd Sir,
As My Sweet''frnd'' 4got 2 SMS Me,I Kindly Request U2 Take Action Imedatly & Encountr His DABBA Mob
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Thakur Ko Tumhari Maa Ne Rakhi Bandhi To Wo Tumhara Kaun Hua?
Kuch Nhi..
Kyun Ki Uske Hath Nhi The
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Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi
Wah .. Wah.... Wah
Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi
Wah
Paas Gaya To Bheeg Gaya!
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Parvez Musharaf Has Resigned
From His Presidency..
Now Vote For New President,
Type "KASHIF" And Send it to,
"0345-3932040"
For Bright Fuuture Of
Islami Jamhoriya Pakistan..!!
Thanks..!! :-)
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Jab Se Para Hun Tere Ishq Mein JANU,
Kuch Is Tarhan Se Meri Zindaghi WIRAAN Ho Gayi,
Kal Tak Jo Mera OFFICE Tha GARMENTS Ka,
Aaj Woh
CHADDI-BANYAN
Ki DUKAAN Ho Gayi...!
180 chars (2 sms)
A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan
Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?
Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It
Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''
Wife: Sory !
Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn
Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?
Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->
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A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan
Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?
Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It
Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''
Wife: Sory !
Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn
Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?
Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->
325 chars (3 sms)
Sawan Ki Thandi Raato''n Main
Rimjhim Kerti Barsato''n Main
Main Aksar Socha Kerta Hoon
k
k
Main Kehrey Passay Javaan
Main Manji Kithey Daavan ... ;->
215 chars (2 sms)
Molvi Was Addressing In Masjid:
"Janab Aaj kal Cable K Channels Bht Gandey Aa Rahe Hyn"
1 Pathan Bola:
Nahi Nahi , Humarey Ghar Tou Bilkul Saaf Aa Rahey Hyn
Aap Wire Chck Krwao ...
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Breaking News ...
Islamic Research Se Sabit Hua Hy k
"Murghi Haram Hy"
"Agar Chori Ki Ho Tou" ... ;->
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Beta : Papa Aap Ki Love Marriage Hui Thi Na .... ???
Baap : Jee Beta !!! Aap Ko Kese Pata ???
Beta: Wo Aap Ki Shaadi Aur Meri date Of Birth Main
Sirf 6 Months Ka Farq Hy na ...
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Sign Board Outside A Repair Shop ...
"We Can Repair Anything ...
Plz Knock Hard On The Door ,
The Bell Doesn''t Work ..." ;->
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