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A Gun Can Kill Sum1
Fire an Burn Sum1
Wind Can Chill
Anger Can Rage Till
It Tears You Apart
But
Power Of Ur Smile Can Heal
A Frozen Heart ..
KeEp iNg
170 chars (2 sms)
Police Inspector Apne Bete Se
"Tumhara Bht Khrab Result Aaya Hy
Isliye Aaj Se Tmhara Khelna, Bahar Nikalna Band"
Bacha
"Ye 50 Rs Pakren Aur Mamla Yahin Khatam Karen" ;->
178 chars (2 sms)
There Is One Thing That
Both Drunks And Geographers Agree Upon ...
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The Earth Spins Round And Round .... ;->
201 chars (2 sms)
They Say
One Out Of Every 4
People Are Crazy
Think Of Your
3 Closest Friends
If They Seem Normal ,
You Are This One .... ;->
154 chars (1 sms)
Dr 2 Lady: Tou Aap Ko Chlne Me Takleef Hoti Hy
Sans Phool Jati Hy , Acha Ye Btaiye Aap Ki Umr Ktni Hy?
Lady: Is Saal 30 Ki Ho Jaongi
Dr: Mtlb Yaadasht Bhi Khraab Hy ;->
175 chars (2 sms)
Girlz Aur Universitiez Main
Kia Fact Common Hy ???
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Apply Har Taraf Krna Chahiye
Kahin Na Kahin Chance Ban Hii Jata Hy ... ;->
207 chars (2 sms)
1 Aadmi Ko Darya K Duusri Taraf
Aata Piswaney Jana Tha
Tou Batao Wo Kis Terha Jaye Ga ???
Jahil Soch Kia Rahe Ho
Aatey Ko Koi Piswata Hy Kia ??? ;->
226 chars (2 sms)
Professional Lover''s:
Hajjaam:
Chehry Pe Mery Zulf Ko Bikhrao Kisi Din
Doctor:
Akhir Is Dard Ki Dawa Kya Hy?
Sunyara:
Kash Main Tery Haseen Hath Ka Kangan Hota
Wakeel:
Wo Qadam Qadam Pe Jeety, Main Qadam Pe Haara
Choki Daar:
Tooti Hy Meri Nend Magar Tumko Is Sy Kya?
Maali:
Suna Hy Boly To Baton Sy Phool Jharty Hain
Police:
Main Qatal Hova Kesy Mery Yar Sy Pocho
Driver:
Barra Kathan Hy Raasta Jo Aa Sako To Sath Do :-)
454 chars (3 sms)
Aik Bad News..
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Aap Kabhi Maa/Baap Nahi Bun Sakte..
98 chars (1 sms)
Sms Kartay Ho To Hatim Tai Lagtay Ho,
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Sms Krtay Ho To Hatim Tai Lagtay Ho,
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Nahi Krtay To"Mukhtaraan Mai" K Bhai Lagtay Ho!!!
145 chars (1 sms)
Teacher: Wo 3 Lafz Batao Jo
Sab Se Zyada Boley Jatey Hain?
Student: Mujhe Nahi Pata.
Teacher: Shabash, Baith Jao..!
125 chars (1 sms)
AaM khAnE sE sEhAt Achi HotI HaI FArAz . . .
Ye kEh k woH MerI RerHi sE 2 kiLo AaM Le
gAyA . . . . .;->
117 chars (1 sms)
Dr: Yeh Urine Sample Nahi, Apple Juice Hai
Khan''s Wife: Ek Phone Ker Loon?
Dr: Y?
Wife: Khan Shab Ko Batana Hai K
Urine Bottle Un K Tiffin Me Chali Gae Hai!
169 chars (2 sms)
Agar Kabhi Pant Phat Jae To Kya Awaz Aati Hai?
Chhirrr
No!
Charrr...
No
Chirrzzz...
Nahi Bhai
Logo Ki Awaz Aati Hai,
"Shame Shame...;-))
173 chars (2 sms)
Meri Aankhain Us Ko Dhondti Hain "Faraz"
Jis Ne Masjid Se Meri Jooti Uthai Thi..
88 chars (1 sms)