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Thr Was An Old Man Who Use 2 Park Vehicals For Others
Suddenly One Day Evry1 Startd Calling Him Spider Man
WHY?
His Name Was Peter Park-Ker
149 chars (1 sms)
Pathan Halwai Sy
Tum Kitny Saal Sy Jalebi Bana Rahy Ho?
Halwai Bary Fakhar Sy
30 Sal Sy
Pathan: Bari Sharm Ki Bat Hy
Tum Se Aaj Tak Jlebi Seedhi Nahi Bani:-D
166 chars (2 sms)
Adnan Sami Sahab Ek Din Bike Lekar
Petrol Pump Per Gaye Aur Kaha: Ek Litre Petrol Daal Do
Petrol Pump Wale Ne Pehle Bike Ko Dekha
Aur Phir Is K Pait Ko Dekh Kar Kehne Laga
Kon Si Tanki Mein Daalun
208 chars (2 sms)
Mom: Roohi Kyu Ro Rahi Ho?
Poohi: Teacher Ne Mara.
Mom: Kyu?
Roohi:Maine Usko Murghi Kaha Kyuki Usne Mujhe Test Mein Anda Diya...
142 chars (1 sms)
In logon kee samajh nahee aati, Hamesha dohra roop,
kaisay:
Proof#1: lardki lardkey ko chchery to Shararat aur agar lardka chchery to Badmashi.
Proof#2: Agar koi ameer kaam mein apni wife ka haat bataye to "understanding" aur agar gharib bataye to "Jhooroo ka Ghulam"
Uuuuufffffff reeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy LLLLLooooooggg
324 chars (3 sms)
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin
Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko
Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah,
Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,
Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,
Aur,
GADHO,
*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano
243 chars (2 sms)
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin
Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko
Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah,
Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,
Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,
Aur,
GADHO,
*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano
243 chars (2 sms)
Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?
Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe
To Isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!
144 chars (1 sms)
Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?
Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe
To Isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!
144 chars (1 sms)
Interviewer: To Bataiye PANI Ke Bina Insan Kaise Marega?
Santa: PANI Nai Hoga To Insan
Tairega Kaise?
Aur Tairega Nahi To Doob Jayega!!!
146 chars (1 sms)
Ek Kabristan Me Ek Bhoot Ko Dhek Kar Sabhi Bhag Rahe The
Lakin Mai Nhi Bhaga
Pata Hai Kyu?
Kyoki Maine Aapko Pehchaan Liya Tha
136 chars (1 sms)
Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?
Santa: Tipu Sultan''s Skeleton.
Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To It?
Santa: Tipu''s When He Was Child
149 chars (1 sms)
aaj jo kuch ho jaye mein naheen rukoon gha, jo sach mein mein bata doon gha,
yehi k mein apni gf sey friendship naheen tordna chahta
141 chars (1 sms)
Once Pathan Goes To An Eye Doctor To Check His Eye Sight
Doctor Askd him:
"What Was Your Old Number ?"
Then
He Said:
0300-******* ... ;->
154 chars (1 sms)
King Nepolean Was Busy Fighting In Poland
Some Russian Prisoners Were Brought Infront Of Him
Their Attitude Was Very Humiliating 2wards King
They Said :"V Russian r Far Better Thn U
U Fight 4 Wealth & V Fight 4 Honour"
Nepolean Said :
"Every1 Fights 4 Wht He Doesn''t Have"
290 chars (2 sms)