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science k teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mil kar jism ka nizam challatey hein,
Urdu k Teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mukhtalif hotey hein,dimagh kuch aur kehta hai aur dil kuch aur,
So students mein nein hal dhoond liya hai,
"Aayo apney apney dil kissi ko dey aayein phir khali dimagh k saath study karein ghey"
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Pathan Saw A Very High Mobile Tower
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Red Light Glowing On The Top , Seeing This
He Said : We Are Developing So Fast
We Have Trafic Signals For Aeroplanes In The Air Also ;->
181 chars (2 sms)
Pathan Saw A Very High Mobile Tower
&
Red Light Glowing On The Top , Seeing This
He Said : We Are Developing So Fast
We Have Trafic Signals For Aeroplanes In The Air Also ;->
181 chars (2 sms)
agar kabhi app bohat serious hon, aur app ko kuch achcha na lagta ho to iss lamhay ko kya kahein ghey?
"Agar yeh waqai mein tum ho to phir Dramey Baazi"
162 chars (2 sms)
A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don''t FolLOW Me,Becoz
My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,
Boy:Don''t U Worry,
My Father Iz FolLOWING Her"
146 chars (1 sms)
1 Larki Apni Friend K Ghar Jane Lagi To Maa Ne Kaha K Jab
Tak Sarak Se Gari Na Guzre To Sarak Par Mat Karna.Wo Apni Friend K
Ghar Jane Lagi To 30 Minuts Bad Wapis A Gayi.Maa Ne Kaha K
Itni Jaldi Kyun Aa Gayi He.Usne Kaha K Maa Sarak Se Koi Gari
Hi Nhi Guzri Is Liye Me Wapis Aa Gayi.
296 chars (2 sms)
Prayer Of An Employee :
Dear God,
Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. ..
Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..
Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. ..
But Dearest God Don''t Give The Power Because If You Give Me Power, I WILL BREAK HIS HEAD.
272 chars (2 sms)
Gabbar : Arey Oo Samba ! Kitne Admi The Re?
Samba : Pata Nahi Sarkar ! Mein To Aurtein Hi Gin Raha Tha.
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Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka
Bacha Kaise Nikla?
Banta: Madam Ye Koi
Badi Bat Nahi Hai,
Jyada Interesting Ye Hai
Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise ?!
149 chars (1 sms)
Kya Tumhari Tv Chal Rhi Hai?
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Pakad Lo,
Nhi To Bhag Jayegi
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Police:Tumhara Dost
Kaise Mara?
Sardar:Pata Nhi,Wo
Bola"Mere Pet Me Chuhe
Kud Rahe He
"To Mene Use
Chuhe Marne Ki DAWA
Khila Di!!
141 chars (1 sms)
Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?
Stud:Vidya K Liye Sir.
Teacher:To Phir Tum
Class Mein So Kyu Rahe Ho?
Stdnt:Aaj Vidya Nahi Aai Isliye
149 chars (1 sms)
Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?
Stud:Vidya K Liye Sir.
Teacher:To Phir Tum
Class Mein So Kyu Rahe Ho?
Stdnt:Aaj Vidya Nahi Aai Isliye
149 chars (1 sms)
Job In Trafic Police
Candidate Mst Hve Da Following Qualities.
1Behviur: Battamez
2Weight:Minimum 105 Kg(125 Ghari Pr 1 Hi Pura Aye)
3 Honsty: Chalan Km Katey(Oper Se Paise Le Le)
4luks: Koi B Ho(Knsa Behaviur Pe Frq Pardna Hy)
Yar Suneri Moqa He Hath Se Mt Ghawana Tm Me To Isse B Ziada Khubyan Hyn
315 chars (2 sms)
Larki apney BF se!
Mera Bacha!
Mera Laadla!
Mera Gugla!
Tum Mujh Se Shadi Karo Gay?
Bolo Baby!
BF: Tum Mujhe Propose Karna Chah Rahi Ho
Ya Adopt Karna? =P
174 chars (2 sms)