Search Results for 'hi'
Wat Is STATUS?
Its D Money V Spend Wich Is Not Ours,
To Buy D Things Which We Dont Need,
To Impress Ppl Whom We Dnt Know..!
Krazy But True...
154 chars (1 sms)
Once A Woodcutter Went To A City.
Suddenly Al The Gals Started Followin Him
And Became Crazy About Him.
Guess Why?
THE AXE EFFECT
148 chars (1 sms)
Ek haseena par nigahain tehri thi,
uski aankhein jheel se bhi gahri thi,
thak gaya mei apne pyar ka ijhar karte-karte,
tab pata chala yaar wo to behri thi..
159 chars (1 sms)
Lite can replace Sun
Parents can replace God
Daughter can replace Son
Bt nthing in d World can replace U
Because
LOCAL ITEM
No guarnti
No replacmnt
156 chars (1 sms)
Jo Tumko ho PASAND wahi baat kahenge
Tum DIN ko agar RAAT kaho to RAAT kahenge, kyon
Socho
SOCHO naa
Kyonki PAGAL logo se BAHAS nahi karna chaiye!
178 chars (2 sms)
Agar Vifaaqi Vazeer barraye Railway Train par Safar karey to kya ho gha?
Ho hee nahee sakta k woh train par safar karrey aarrey yaar dhakkey khanney k liye b koi saaf jagah honee chahiye.
193 chars (2 sms)
Agar dantttooon k Doctor ko Daant mein dard ho to wo kahan jaye gha?
Arrey yaar Zahir hai k wo kissi doctor k pass to jaye gha naheen kyun k ussey achcha khasa experience hota hai, To reh ghaya mein to merey paass hee aaye gha na.
236 chars (2 sms)
Agar dantttooon k Doctor ko Daant mein dard ho to wo kahan jaye gha?
Arrey yaar Zahir hai k wo kissi doctor k pass to jaye gha naheen kyun k ussey achcha khasa experience hota hai, To reh ghaya mein to merey paass hee aaye gha na.
236 chars (2 sms)
Mein tum sey pyar karta hoon! mein tumharey baghair zinda naheen reh sakta, agar tum mujhe na millee to mein khudkushi kar loon gha, chahey kuch b ho jaye mein tum sey hee mohabat karta rahoon gha.
Shabash seekh liya.......ab rozana 10-15 sey yehi bol diya karna
268 chars (2 sms)
shikwa naheen kissi sey kissi sey ghilla naheen,
mental hospital walon ko tu ab tak milla naheen
104 chars (1 sms)
mera naam bol kar soya karo,
apney aaamal tol kar soya karo,
aur pard jaye gha machchar kabhi na kabhi,
issi aas par apna moonh khol kar soya karo
154 chars (1 sms)
pata hai mujhey "National Geoghraphy Channel" mein job mill ghayee hai, laikin aik masla hai aur wo tum hee hal kar saktey ho.
Merey Zummein bandaron par research hai, iss liye kabhi time nikal kar aaao aur apney barrey mein kuch batao,
244 chars (2 sms)
chando k chacha nein chando kee chachi kee,
chandani chowk mein chandani raat ko,
Qabr khudwai
111 chars (1 sms)
raja pakistani ka sms
"yaar I am receiving sms daily but not getting any interest coz I am in search of a Rani while the sender name shows to be Rana, so I have decided to sell my cell phone"
194 chars (2 sms)
aj tenu maithon door hoyan 4 maheeney 8 ghantey 41 minute tey 25 second ho ghaye nein
"aye naa samjhee k mein dooriyan da time ghinya wey mein tey oh time ghinwan deha waan jehrda "Rub da bohta karam hundiyan shuru hoya seee"
236 chars (2 sms)