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An Interesting Line Written At The Back Of A Biker '' S T Shirt:
"If You Are Able To See This,
Please Tell Me That My Girlfriend Has Fallen Off"
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A Painter Was Famous Due 2 His Reality In Photo,
Tourist Askd 4om Him:In D¡S Foto Nobody Has Been Working,
While U''ve Written Below"View Of Work In Government Office"
Painter Answerd:This Iz Reality. . . . . . .;->
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A Lawyer Sent An Overdue Bill 2 A Client
With A Note Tht Read:Dis Bill Is 1 Yr Old
By Return Mail The Lawyer Had His
Bill Back W/A Note Tht Read:Happy Birthday!
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Do Parties K Politician Behas Me Masroof Thay,
Dono Ne Ek Dosray Ko Qa-El Krnay Ki Nakam
Kosish Ki Phir Ilzamat Per Utar Aaye,
1st Politician:I KNOW,
Tum Kis K Isharay Per Nachtay Ho?
2nd Politician:IDIOT!Saysi Guftago Me
Meri B.V Ko Kyun Include Krtay Ho?
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Ek Sahab Tez Chaltay Ja Rahay Thay,
Ek Larki Ko DeKh Kr Ruk Gaye Or Bolay
"Mainay Apko Pehlay Kahin Dekha Hai"
Girl Answer:Yes! I''m Nurse In Mental Hospital;-)
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Kisi Say Mazaq Karne K 2 Tareeqay . .
1 Phir Kabhi JÄN¡X . . ;->
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Smething 4 A True Friend:
A Good FRIEND Will Cum N Bail U Out If U R In JAIL!!!
A True Friend
Cant.??
B''coz
He Is Sittin NXT To U Sayin:
Dude.. Fasss Gaye Yaar
169 chars (2 sms)
A Woman Gets On A Bus With Her Baby.
The Bus Driver Says: Thats The Ugliest Baby
That Ive Ever Seen. Ugh
The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down,
Fuming
She Says To A Man Next To Her
The Driver Just Insulted Me!
The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off
Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.
339 chars (3 sms)
A Woman Gets On A Bus With Her Baby.
The Bus Driver Says: Thats The Ugliest Baby
That Ive Ever Seen. Ugh
The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down,
Fuming
She Says To A Man Next To Her
The Driver Just Insulted Me!
The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off
Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.
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Tumhara dimagh bilkul b kaam nahee karta, kal b pardhaya tha aur dekho aaj phir pardhana pard raha hai..
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akhiyan udeek diyan dil wajan mar da,
Aaj aj tey dholna din wey aitwaar da, aja tenu akhiya udeek diyan
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merey pyar kee umar ho itni sanam
tu mar b jaye to,meri khushi na ho kam
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aaj meineiy faisla kiya hai k hum sab Sms Karney waley b "Long March" mein Hissa lein gey,
issiliye sms lamba likha hai. chalo tumhara hissa pard gaya hai.
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mujhe wo din aaj b yaad hai k jab,,,,,
tum hamari kursi sey ghirey they aur meinein kaha tha,
"kursi to bach ghayee hai na"!
mein uss din k liye muafi mangana chahta hoon aur aaghey sey jab b ghiro ghey to kahoon gha,
"Kursi chahey toot jaye par tum mat bachna"!
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agar tumhein kabhi meri zaroorat mehsoos ho, yun lagey k mein tumharey kuch kaam aa sakta hoon, to phir plz kabhi hichkichana mat, mujhsey kehna mein ussee waqt,
Na kardoon gha, kyun k aur b kaam karney ko.
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