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Sehwag Was Bowling ... He Bowled A Perfect Ball But Umpired Shouted ..."NO BALL"
Q ???
Umpire Beimaan Tha ???
No ...
Socho...
Aray Yaar Ball Was Fine But Umpire Just Commented On His Hair ... "NO BAAL" ;->
323 chars (3 sms)
Boy: I''ll Climb The Taleest Mount, Swim The Deepest Ocean
Walk On Hot Coal Barefoot Just 4 U ...
Girl: So Sweet Can U Come To Meet Me ??
Boy: Not Now, Abhi Ammi Ghar Se Bahar Nahi Jane Dengi ...
205 chars (2 sms)
Larki [Memon Larke Se] Aaj Mujhe Kisi Bhat Hii Expensive Jaga Ghuma Lao ....
Memon Us Ko Petrol Pump Ghuma K Le Aaya ... ;->
171 chars (2 sms)
Boy: U R Sunshine Of My Life.With Out U Life Is A Dreamy Cloud. U R In My Heart Like The Windy Cloud In The Sky
Girl: Is This A Proposal Or A Weather Report?
160 chars (1 sms)
Wife Says; When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.
Husband Replied; What Makes You Think Id Want Another Woman Like You... ;->
145 chars (1 sms)
=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=
When A
Man Bring
His Wife Flowers
For No Reason,
There''s A Reason.
113 chars (1 sms)
=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=
When A
Man Bring
His Wife Flowers
For No Reason,
There''s A Reason.
113 chars (1 sms)
Hello Ji..
Haan Ji..
Ji Ji..
Really
Phir
Sachi
Acha Kese?
G Haan
Kiya
Oh Nahee Ji
"Sorry Wrong Number"
133 chars (1 sms)
Sardar Ne Chottey Qad Ki Larki Se Shaadi Ki..
Kisi Ne Poocha Tum Ne Aisa Kyun Kiya..
Sardar Bola Mery Walid Ne Kaha Tha Ke..
Musibat Jitni Chotti Ho Utni Achi Hai..
174 chars (2 sms)
Shoaib Akhtar Says :
Main India Ja Kr Pakistan Ka Naam Roshan Karunga.
Q K,,
Pakistan Main Light Jo Nahi Hoti |''!''|
133 chars (1 sms)
Singer To His Neighbor:
Whenever I Sing,
Your Dog Starts Barking.
Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,
You Start It First.
133 chars (1 sms)
Singer To His Neighbor:
Whenever I Sing,
Your Dog Starts Barking.
Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,
You Start It First.
133 chars (1 sms)
Mr.Choha Aur Mrs Choha Resturant Gain,
Mr.Choha Ne Waiter Ko Order Diya
Malai Potty
Shahi Potty
Karahi Potty
Mix Potty
Per Dekho Piyaaz Mut Dalna
Bahut Smell Ati Hain
182 chars (2 sms)
Duniya K Sabse Chhote Jokes:
1)2 Aurate Chupchap Baithi Hai.
2)1 Buddhi Bachpan Me Mar Gayi.
3)Ganja Sardr
4)2 Sardr Chess Khelte Hue...
149 chars (1 sms)
Judge Said To Pathan:
Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua
Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai...
Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon ...? ;->
176 chars (2 sms)