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Main Lanat Bhejta Hoon Tum Par Aur
Tumhari Dosti Par
Main Tum Jese Ghatya Insaan k Saath
Koi Ta''aluq Nahi Rakhna Chahta
Sirf Tum Hii Nahi
Tumhari Soch Aur Rooh Bhi Khraab Hai
Tum Jese Logo''n Ko Dost Rakhna
Dosti Aur Insaaniat Dono Ki Tauheen Hy
Soch Ker Batao ye Kis Film ka Dialog Hy .... ;->
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Card ka number hai load kar k Miss Call De Do ...
Main ne bhi kar lia hai... ;->
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2 Jahil Admi
1st:Aaj Mairi Salgira Hai Dil Chahta Hai Naha Loon.
2nd: Pichly Saal B To Tum Nahae They.
1st: Han,Bus Ussi Din Sy Saaf Rahny Ki Adat Parh Gai Hai.;)
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Boy To His Friend:
Yaar Main Apni Girl Friend Ko Birthday Kya Gift Doon?
Friend:
Kaisi Dikhti Hai?
Boy:
Bohat Khubsurat
Friend:
Aisa Karoo Oss Ko Mera Mobile Number Dey Doo...
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Taj Mehal Kya Cheez Hai Main To Us Se Bada Mahal Banaon Ga,
Aree Mumtaz To Marke Dafan Hui Thi,
Main Tujhay Zinda Hi Dafnao Ga.
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I Dont Want 2 Live Anoder Day If U''re No Longer Der,
4 In Dis Lyf Only U Can
Inspyr Me 2 C D Nxt Sunryz,
Only U Can Motiv8 Me 2 Apprec8 D Colors Of Lyf Dat No One Else Can.
I Want U 2 Know Dat Our Frndship Means Alot 2 Me.
U Cry I Cry
U Laugh I L augh.
U Jump Out Of Da Window.
I Look Down & Den
I Laugh Again
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Everything Is Possible In This Universe, Nothing Impossible.
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Wana Example ?
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Very Simple Yaar,
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Imran Hashmi In Jannat.["!"]
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Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur
Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hy Tou Kya Kaho Gi?
Girl : Me Tm Se Kahungi Ye Bat Agar Tum
Kahin Khana Khila K Kehte, Zara Mobile
Balance Dalwa K Kehte Tou Acha Hota... ;->
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Its So Common To HEar...
How Are You ?
What Are You Doing ?
Howz Your Day??
ANy Plan ?
So I Thought To Ask
Something Different
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Potty Kar Lii ??? ;P
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Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .
Husband Asked: Ais Bhanis Ko Ghar Kyon Lai Ho ??
Wife : Dikhta nahi Bakri Hai
Husband: Bakri Se Hi Poch Raha Hon..
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Andhe K Hath Me "TORCH",
Bahare K Hath Me "RADIO",
Gunge K Hath Me "MIKE",
Aur AP K HATH ME "MOBILE"
Kalyug Hai Kuch Bhi Ho Sakta Hai . . .!!
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Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine?
God:Not in ur life time.bush cries.
Mushraf asks God:When will Kashmir be in Pakistan?
God:Not in ur life time.mushraf cries.
And i asked God:When will this reader get brain?
This time God cries,and says:Not in my life time.
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When Grandma Is Unable To Paint Her Toe Nails As She Cant Bend
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Then Grandpa Paints Them 4 Her In spite Of His Backache ...
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Aik Admi Apnee Biwi K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta Tha
Agar Wo Anda Boil Ker Dati Tu Kehta K Fry Kerna Tha
Agar Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil
Kerna Tha
Aik Din Biwi Ne Dono Bana Liye
Pehle Tu Wo Dono Andoon Ko Ghour Say Dekhta Raha
Phir Kehnay Laga ..
"Tumhay Akal Kaab Aiy Gee .. Jis Anday Ko Fry Kerna Tha Us Ko Boil Ker Dia Aur Jis Ko
Boil Kerna Tha Us Ko Fry.. " . . . . . . . ["!"]
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Plz Ignore Mat Kerna. 0321-6307893
Ye No:100 Khobsurt Or Cute Girls Ko Send Kero
Inshallah Apko 10 Din K Andar 1 Achi
Or
Khobsurt Bhabhi Milay Gi Pakka.
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