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"Tip Of Da Day"
3muuli Waly Parathy
2gobi Waly Parathy
1plate Mash Ki Dal
OR
1boul Ubly Channy Ek Sath Khain
Or
Chalta Phirta CNG STATION BAN JAIN
166 chars (2 sms)
Masoom Mohabbat Ka
Bus Yehi Afsana Hai,
Mohabbat Nibhane Ka
Yehi To Zamana Hai,
Ammi Ghar Se Nikalne Nahi Deti Aur...
Mujhe Aaj Date Pe Jana Hai :->
169 chars (2 sms)
Nokrani: Begum Sb Blanket Khirki
Se Gir Gya Hai
Malkan: Oh Ye Tm Ne Kiya Kr Diya
Mune Ko Thand Lag Jaye Gi
Nokrani: Fikr Mt Karain
Muna B Blanket Me Hai. :-)
167 chars (2 sms)
Today is Newspaper,
Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
Friendship is Bestpaper,
so don''t use it as Tissuepaper''.:-P
136 chars (1 sms)
Today is Newspaper,
Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
Friendship is Bestpaper,
so don''t use it as Tissuepaper''.:-P
136 chars (1 sms)
Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards
165 chars (2 sms)
> > Law Of Love < <
"The Rate Of Change
Of Intensity Of Love Of
A Girl Towards Boy
Is Directly Propotional
To The Instantaneous
Bank Balance Of The
Boy
And
Direction Of This
Love Is Same To As
Increment Or
Decrement Of The
Bank Balance..." ;->
274 chars (2 sms)
Acording 2 a recent
survey
Men say
d 1st thing they notice
abt a woman is their
eyes
&
Women say
d 1st thing they notice
abt men is
aThey r bunch of liars ;)
168 chars (2 sms)
New Degrees Of
"DOG"
DOG, DOGER, DOGEST ...
Congratulations To
Justice Justice
Abdul Hameed "Doger"
For Achieving 2nd Degree
Of DOG ...
167 chars (2 sms)
Whn A Girl Falls Down
She Is Helpe By So
Many People
But
Whn A Boy Falls Down
Everybody Laughs
Whn A Girl Licks
Her Lips
She Is Thirsty
Whn Boy Licks
His Lips
He Is Tharki
Whn A Girl Smiles
She Is Considerd Cute
Whn A Boy Smiles
He Is Flirt ...
Still People Say
This Is Men''s World ... ;->
321 chars (3 sms)
Maths Teacher
Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then
For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
142 chars (1 sms)
Sum1 Kills AMIR''S GF
& He Loses His Memory.
Thn He Tries To Findout D Killer.
Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.
Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI :-P
156 chars (1 sms)
A
SHORT
LOVE STORY :
Somebody Proposed U
U
Said
"not interested"
And in this way
Somebody
Lived a
Happy life forever.
ha ha ha
159 chars (1 sms)
Angel askd a man
after death:
Kya tum shadi shuda thy?
Man: Haan
Angel Orderd:
Ye dozakh bhugat k
aaya hy isay
jannat main daal do
Angel ask same
question to another
man:
Man: 2 baar shaadi ki thi
Angel orderd:
Isay dozakh main daal do
isay dozakhmain rehny ki
aadat ho gai hy ... ;->
313 chars (2 sms)
Bus Ko Joota Mara 2
Baar
Par Us K Face Pe Laga
Kyun Nahi ... ??
Aakhir Jootey Ki Bhi Koi
Respect Hy Yaar ... ;->
185 chars (2 sms)