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Boy:Sir Ap Apni Beti Ki
Shadi Mjh Sy Kr De''n
Me Ap ko Us k Wazn k
Brabar Sona Dunga
Sir:Mjhy Wqt Do
Boy:Sochny k Liye?
Sir:Nhi Beti Ka Wazan
Brhane k Liye ;->
170 chars (2 sms)
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Ab Koi Bathroom Sy
Uthe Aur Kahe k 75
Paise Me Call Kro
Wah Very Smart
Mere Aziz Pehle
Dho Tou Lo
Aur Wese Bhi Zong
k Customer Pehle
Din Sy Hi
Bathroom Me Beth Kr
Srf 75 Paise Me Call
Kr Rahe Hy
Tou Zong ka
Bathroom Me Beth Kr
Call Krne Wala
Package Istimal Krte
Raho Aur Sab Ker Do ;->
326 chars (3 sms)
1 Chota Munna Boht Der Se Ro Raha Tha
Uski Maa Ne Pocha
Melay Bachay Ko Ta Chaiye?
Tofy
Bikit
Chps?
Munna: Nhi Tuch Nhi
Bash Ait Nya Conekshn Taiye,Jong Ka
163 chars (2 sms)
Suraj Dube Ga To
Chand Nikl Aega
Chand Ajega To Suraj
Nikl Aega
Abhi Waqt Hy Apni
Harkaten
Sudhar Lo Wrna Hr
Shaks Yhi Kehta Nazr
Aega
"AISA KROGE TOU
KON AEGA" ;)
174 chars (2 sms)
You Know That
Old Saying
"Strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??"
Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb Sating
Coz
"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->
172 chars (2 sms)
2 Pathan Masjid Me
Namaz Parhne Aye
1st Pathan: Chalo
Shukar Hy Namaz
Nhi Nikli Agar Wazu
k Chakar Me Parte
Tou Namaz Nikal Jati ;)
138 chars (1 sms)
Mother 2 Docotr On Phone: Mari Beti Ko Current Laga Hai
Me Kia Karon??
Doctor: Pehle Ap 2 NAFAL Shukranay Ke Ada Karein Ke Apki Tarf Bajli Aarahi Hai..
157 chars (1 sms)
Aaj k Baad Jis Kisi Ko
Bhi 10 Number Ka
Joota Chahiye Wo Is
Terha Maangey k
Mujhy
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"BUSH NUMBERI"
Joota Chahiye ... ;->
179 chars (2 sms)
Girlfriend Chahey
Jitni Bhi Buri Ban
Jaye,
Kabhi Us Sy Dosti Mat
Torna
Kyun k
Paani Chahey Kitna Bhi
Ganda Ho Jaye,
aag Bhujane K Liye
Kaafi Hota Hy ;-
160 chars (1 sms)
Ek Sharabi 3r Flor
Sy Neechy Gir Gaya
Log Us k Ird-Gird
Jama Ho Gaye Aur Us
Sy Poocha - Kya Hua
Bhai ?
Wo Bola - Pata Nahi,
Main Bhi Abhi Neechy
Aaya Hon ;->
173 chars (2 sms)
Pakistani Ny Chinese
Sy Kaha:
"Aao Hum Tumhe''n
Pakistan Ka Sadar
Banate Hyn"
Is Baat Pr Chinese Ny
Pakistani Par Case
Ker Dia k
"Ye Mujhy Chor
Samajhta Hy" ;->
173 chars (2 sms)
A Black Guy Was
Given A Pair Of Wings
By God
He Asked God "Does
This Mean That I''m
Now An Angel ?"
God Laughs "No You
Silly Nigger You Are
A Bat" ;->
166 chars (2 sms)
I Know A Lot About
Cars ...
I Can Look At A Car''s
Headlights And Tell
You Exactly
Which Way It''s
Coming ... ;->
165 chars (2 sms)
Achon Se Zyada
Tum Achay Ho,
Sachon Se Zyada
Tum Sachay Ho,
Mene Kaha
Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai,
Wo Boli "PAPPU"
Sharm Karo
Abhi Tum Bachay Ho... =P ;-> o_O
176 chars (2 sms)
Balance Sharing Day
Today Is Balance Sharing Day,
So Send Me Maximum Balance & Give The
Proof Of Ur Friendship
With Me
Happy Balance Day... ;->
162 chars (2 sms)