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Apna mobile uthao, hamara dil apko kuch batana chahta hai..
Choro mobile wapas rakh do
erada change ho gya
Phir kabhi...
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Youn Galliyon Main Muje Bad-Naam Na Kia Ker
"JAn|x"
Muje Bura Kehte Waqt Log Tera Naam Bhi Lete Hain... =P ;->
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MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...
Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?
Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->
171 chars (2 sms)
Govt ne Awam ki mohabat ka kesa sila dia
Itni mahengae kar d k sab ko rula dia
Socha tha k shayad salary barh
jaeygi
Salary to barhi nahe "GHANTA" barha dia ;->
168 chars (2 sms)
Shahbaz Sharif:
Zardari Ki Beti Aj Phir Kisi K Sath Gai Hai . . .
Nawaz Sharif:
Koi Baat Nai 5 Baje Wapis A Jai Gi . . . .
Zardari:
Nai Bahi Ge 6 Baje Ay Gi Ghanta Agy Ho Gya Hai ...=P;->
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Memon At Petrol Pump
Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do
Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?
Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm
To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen...
169 chars (2 sms)
Pathan:
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!
141 chars (1 sms)
Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy
BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein
NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.
187 chars (2 sms)
Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,
unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,
Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?
Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.
Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?
Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->
312 chars (2 sms)
Blackmailing In New Style=
Employee To Boss: Agar Aap Ne Meri Salary Nahi Barhai,
To Saarey Office Ko Bata Doon Ga K
"Aapne Meri Salary Barha Di Hay ;->
178 chars (2 sms)
"Bike Rider To Sarjant
Sir Mere Documents Complete To Hain.
"Phir Chalan Kaisa
Sarjant.
Double Sawari Khul Gayi Hai,
Aur Tum Single Ja Rahe Ho. ..
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Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya.
Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi
Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola:
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"Baaki Parcel Kardo"
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Some Interesting Oneliners:
*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
;)
*If u cant convince them,confuse them
:)
*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
;)
*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
:)
*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?
:)
*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
;)
*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train
:)
450 chars (3 sms)
Muhabat Ho Jaye
Ya
Machar Kaaten
Anjam 1 Hi Hy.
What?
Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati...
122 chars (1 sms)
1 Bacha ZONG K Office Ja Kar Larki Ko I LOVE U Kehta Ha
LARKI: Tumhari Himat Kesay Hui..?
BACHA: Aap Hi To Kehty Ho
" ZONG LO OR SUB KAH DO "
151 chars (1 sms)