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Pathan to another Pathan: Yara suna hai 2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...?
2nd Pathan: Aisa nahi hoga Qk maine kal Washing Machine khareeda hai us pe 2014 tak ka Gaurantee hai.
178 chars (2 sms)
Pathan:Yara abhi tumhara Ami ka khaansi kesa hai ?
Dost: Khaansi to band hogaya hai par saans ruk ruk k aa raha hai.
Pathan:Koi baat nahi ALLAH karega wo bhi jaldi band hojayega.
182 chars (2 sms)
WAPDA walon ka kehna hai k sirf June tak hi awam ko loadshedding ki takleef bardashat karni hogi
Qk
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Uske baad to aadat ho jayegi.
145 chars (1 sms)
~*~ Beauty Of L()\/E ~*~
A Middle Class Boy Asks
His High Class Girlfriend. . .
"If I Go Very Poor, Will You
...Expect Me...???"
Girl Hugs Him N Says:
I M Always With You...
Boy: If A Very Rich Boy Proposes
You ? ?
Girl Kissed The Boy
N Says:
"I M Sure That Would B You..." ? ?
307 chars (2 sms)
Aae Umr-E-Rawaan Aahsta Chal
Abhi Khasa Karz Chukana Hae,
Kuch Khuwaab Hain Jin Ko Likhna Hae,
Aur Tabeer Ki Surat Deni Hae,
Kuch Log Hain Ujrey Dil Waley,
Jinhain Apni Muhabbat Deni Hai,
Kuch Phool Hae Jin Ko Chunna Hae Aur Haar Ki Surat Deni Hae,
Kuch Apni Neendain Baaqi Hain,
Jinhain Bantna Hai Kuch Logo Mae,:Aur Un Ko Rahat Deni Hae,
:Aae Umr-E-Rawan Aahista Chal,
Abhi Khaasa Karz Chukana Hae....!!!!
432 chars (3 sms)
To Achieve Something We've To Cross 3 Stages...
1. Insult...
2. Opposition...
...
3. Acceptance...
Fools Stop At The 1st..
Losers Stop At The 2nd..
WINNERS Cross The 3rd...
196 chars (2 sms)
Mohabbat Ki Haseen Rahon Mein Aksar Mene Dekha Hai
Jo Sathi Sath Chalte They, Bichhartey Maine Dekha Hai,
Sajaatey They Barey Hi Shoq Se Khayalon Ki Haseen Duniya,
Bohat Choti Si Baaton Pe Ujartey Maine Dekha Hai,
Jo Kehte Thaay K Ik Pal Bin Tere Hum Reh Na Payenge,
Saamna Ab Ho To Chup Chap Guzartey Maine Dekha Hai,
Jo Kehte Thaay Tera Rishta Zamane Bhar Se Afzal Hai
Unhi Rishton Ko Pal Bhar Mein Bikhartey Maine Dekha Hai.
448 chars (3 sms)
While choosing a book,
1month B4 exam
We refer to
"Foreign Authors"
10 days B4 exam
"Local Author"
&
On Da day ov exam
V r da ''Authors''! =P
165 chars (2 sms)
Wo Aksar Mujh Se Kehti Thi..
WAFA HAI ZAAt AURAT KI...
Mager Jo Mard Hotay Hain,
Boht Be'dard Hotay Hain,
Kisi Bhanwray Ki Surat Gul Ki Khushbu Loot
Jatay Hain..
Suno.!
Tum Ko Qasam Meri,
Rawayat Torr Dena Tum,
Na Tanha Chhorr K Jana,
Na Ye Dil Torr K Jana,
Mager Phir Youn Hua Mohsin.!
Mujhe Anjaan Rastay Per,
Akela Chhorr Ker Us Ne,
Mera Dil Torr Ker Us Ne,
Mohabat
Chhorr Di Us Ne,"WAFA HAI ZAAT AURAT KI ,"
Riwayat Torr Di Us Ne....
480 chars (3 sms)
KaL Shaam Tere Ghar Qayam Kis Ka Tha ?
Na Tha K0i Musafir To Ehtmam Kis Ka Tha?
Likh Likh K Ch00mti Rahi Jis Ko RaaT Bhar.!
Humen Bhi Batao W0 Naam Kis Ka Tha?
Jis Ko SuN K R0 Pare EhLe-e-MehfiL.!
Itna Bheegta Hua Anjam Kis Ka Tha ?
Humen Pe K Hosh Na Raha SaQi.!
W0 Haath Kis Ka Tha W0 Jaam Kis Ka Tha...!!!
329 chars (3 sms)
Wo Bulayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Ham Na Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Ye Kinaron Se Khelne Wale
Dub Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Bandaparwar Jo Ham Pe Guzri Hai
Ham Batayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Aj Ham Bhi Teri Wafaon Par
Muskurayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Teri Surat Jo Ittefaq Se Ham
Bhul Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Waqt Ki Chand Satein ‘Sagar’
Laut Ayen To Kya Tamasha Ho.
370 chars (3 sms)
Sir: Apka Beta
Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use
Puchhte Nahi ?
Sardar: Haan,
Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta
Hi Nahi..
126 chars (1 sms)
Sardar Ne Machis Li Or
Teeli Jalai But Na Jali
Dosri Jalai Na Jali Tesri Tili Jalai,Wo Jul
Gai
Toh Sardar Ne Jaldi
Se Bujha Di,
Ye Kaam Ki Hy,Rakh
Leta Hun.
163 chars (2 sms)
Sardar! Ik sawal ka
jawab to do,
WO konsi ungli hay jis mein haddi nahi
hoti?
Pathan! Nahi pata?
Sardar! Dastaney ki...
124 chars (1 sms)
KG vs UNI*
*k.G=pencil,rubber, sharpener, scale.......
*UNI:Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua:-)
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*k.G: class me enter h0ny se phly Ma'am may i come....
*UNI:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k cls se bhr:-P
*k.g: bag me hr sbjct ki buk & copy.....
*UNI: yar aik paper to phar k dae :-D
*K.G: clas tst me star.....
*UNI:Full mOOn hi naseeb h0ta hy yar
366 chars (3 sms)