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GIRL: If U will try 2 kiss me,main shor macha dongi.
boy: lekin yahan tu dur tuk koi nahi ha
grl:i know but formatlity bhi tu pori karni ha
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Common dialouge after Examz And wedding Night:
" kaisa hua? , Acha hua? , per thora lamba tha
Thora choot gaya, Zara jaldi ho gaya , aata tha per theek se nai hua,"
167 chars (2 sms)
Once a Lady was drinking COKE,
MACHAR falls in ,Lady takes it out.
Machar Says MAA!
Lady asks why did u cal me MAA?
Machar says" Main teri COKE se nika hoon"
162 chars (2 sms)
I''ve written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle
Twinkle Little Star..
you should Know What you R..
& Once you
Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far..
156 chars (1 sms)
After engagement : Superman
After Marriage :
Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman
111 chars (1 sms)
Sorry 4 disturbing u.
can u fax me ur
photo,
its very urgent,
serious matter has
comeup
actually,
we r playing cards
and I lost the joker
146 chars (1 sms)
What happened 2 ur network?
I tried 2 call u
but the operator
said "Welcome 2 the jungle,
the monkey u r
trying to call is
on the tree....Plz try later."
160 chars (1 sms)
I want to meet u
i want to talk to u
i wnat to spend time wid u
i want to admire u
but this stupid gate keeper is saying
"The Zoo is closed"
146 chars (1 sms)
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye
139 chars (1 sms)
go in2 dark rum
go2 write msg...
activate dictonary,
den hide ur screen n type....
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nw read!!!!!
127 chars (1 sms)
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan....
165 chars (2 sms)
MATAN ready ?
Yes boss
FISH ready ?
yes boss
OMLET ready ??
Yes boss
Chicken ready ??
No boss,
Why ??
KOKAR abhi sms pahr raha ha
159 chars (1 sms)
Reh Reh Kar Teri Yaad Aye to kia karu ?
Yaad Teri dilse na Jaye tu Kia Karu?
Socha tha Ho gi mulakatKhwaboun Main
Ager neeand hi Na Aye , tu kia karu ???
163 chars (2 sms)
SaRdar ji went to meet this Chinese fren who is dieing in Hospital!
Man says: CHIN YU YAN and dies.
Sardar jee goes 2 china 2 find meaning of fren last words
The meaning is -> YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!
218 chars (2 sms)
SaRdar ji went to meet this Chinese fren who is dieing in Hospital!
Man says: CHIN YU YAN and dies.
Sardar jee goes 2 china 2 find meaning of fren last words
The meaning is -> YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!
218 chars (2 sms)