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Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,
Buri nazar na COKE pe dalo,
Chahe jitna DEW pila lo..
Sabse aage hoga Nimbu paani!!
Humne piyaaa hai………….tum bhi piyo!!!!
154 chars (1 sms)
Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekho
Ladki patate waqt sandle ko dekho
70 chars (1 sms)
Lost in a animal
farm I saw many
amimals
(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse
("v")
(( ))
Bird
()(. .)()
( ( - ) )
Monkey
(>.".<)
( (..) )
HAILA TU BHI!?!?!!!!!
244 chars (2 sms)
Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?
Girl:female ,har koi ispe charthe hai.
Boy: to Phir woh pregrant kyon nahi hoti?
Girl:kyon k sab peachay se charhte hai.
158 chars (1 sms)
Rangeet Singh tells his girlfriend," tommarrow come my home, No One will be at home,
Next Dat she goes there and found the door Locked.
There Was No One at home Hahaha
170 chars (2 sms)
Bhagwan Duniya par BEER peene aya. 12 bottles pine ke baad Sardar ne Pocha " aap ko Charhti Kyu Nahi?
Bahgwaan: Main Baghwaan hon.
Sardar: Charh Gai hai salay Ko.
164 chars (2 sms)
Hamei tu
Sms
ne Loota
Call
Main Kaha
Dum Tha
Mere
Sms
Waha Ponchay
Jaha Balance
Kam tha.
119 chars (1 sms)
Girls Psychology!!!!
Fraud with Innocent Boys,
Fun with Handsome Boys,
Friendship With Charming Boys,
Contact With Intelligent Boys,
Flirt with freaky Boys,
Love with faithful Boys,
and In the end marriage with Rich boy
Moral: Chandarmukhi ho aya paaro , Sab ek jaisi hain Yaaro
303 chars (2 sms)
Q: What Difference Between Luv Marriage and arranged Marriage?
Ans: 1st One is sucide and 2nd one is a well planned murder
123 chars (1 sms)
Subha Teri , Shaam MEri ho
Din Tera , Raat meri Ho
Hasi Teri , Udasi Meri Ho
Or Jab Maut ay to Dost
Kabar Teri ,
Fawad Kumzurf
Ohello
Teri Ho Meri q Ho? :)
179 chars (2 sms)
Have U Seen a Monkey Wrapped in a Plastic.
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No?
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Realy Not?
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Please see ur NADRA ID CARD
140 chars (1 sms)
Gadhda be jo na Khaye vo Ghaas ho tum
Stupid Idiot Baakwaas ho tum
52 jokoron wali taash ho tum
per phir bhi jo b ho yaar
dost bohat jhakaas ho tum
160 chars (1 sms)
Ur Eyes Patakha.
Ur lips Rocket
Ur ears Chingari
ur smile Phuljari
Ur style Anaar
ur personilty Bomb
Beta Nikal le
I''m Coming with candle
160 chars (1 sms)
1 Larka Apni GF k Liye Chooriyan le K Jata HAi .
Gf: Khud hi pehna doo
Boy: mujhe Nahi Pata Tha k Itna acha responce Mile Ga Warna May Kapray Bhi Le k ata.
160 chars (1 sms)
Woh kon hai ?
jo ,,
Uchaal Uchaal K Paida hOta hai ??
Peachano Kon?
Socho ??
Aray socho na ??
Tauba
Soch to sahi
ay loo
aray Budhu
" POPCORN"
179 chars (2 sms)