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Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo
in companies sa rabta karain.
Zong: "Sb hamain he do"
Ufone: "Tm b tou do"
Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"
Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"
You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per
12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.
So roz balance check karo aur in
yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.
From... PappU ;->
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Teacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam batao,
jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte.
Sid: Sir, LUNCH AUR DINNER.!
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Yeh Alif Bay Pay Parh kar A to Z kehte hain,
Hum Inko Pagal,
Yeh hamay MAD kehte hain,
Chalo Ammi ko to Mummy,
Lekin Zinda Baap ko bhi DAD kehte hain.
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Ae mere "ALLAH"
"HumAyuN Babar" k sarey GUNNAH,
Jo janey anjaney mein huey hyn
Unhei''n muaff farma !
Uski mushkile''n duur farma !
Aur
Meri dua Qubool farma"AAMEEN"
Shukriya..
Aap log tou dua kro ge nhi
Aise hi DUA krwani paregi Aap logo''n se .. (=
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Pakistan Me New FiLM Releaze Ho Rahi Hai
"LIbas"
Lekin Pori FiLm Me Nazr Nai Aya.
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"R e c e s s i o n"
Is When
A Neighbor Loses His Job ...
"D e p r e s s i o n"
Is When
You Lose Yours ... =P ;)
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What is love?
jab teri girlfriend GAS chhode
aur tujhe wo bhi Gulab ki khushbu
jaisi lage to samaj lena
Tujhe sachha pyar ho gaya...
145 chars (1 sms)
Histry of Pakorey
Ek Baloach Besan Ki Balls
Oil Mein Dal Raha Tha..
Jab Thori Dair Bad Bhi Wo
Kac''che The To Baloach
Bola
"PAKO REY" .. ;)
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Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe wo Shaitan hy.
Aur
Jo Rozay wale din Eid manaye?
Aray Sahi Pehchana
Wo Pathan hy ... =P ;)
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Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.
Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamley se Nikle hain? :-p
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2010.
1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta''kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!
Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..
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AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
I LOVE YOU aur Larki aap ko kiss kar
ke apna mobile numbr Day dy
to
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aap
Iss ko kya
kahain gay
Zahir he
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KHUWAB.. :-D
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Agr tm kisi naik orat ko janchna chate ho K..
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Wo naik serat hai ya nehi, To...
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Srf itna pta kro k Wo...
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Star plus tou nahi dekhti. :-D
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Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
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wajah kya thi..??
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wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
khana kon mangway ga?
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A Pathan called FM radio & said:
"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.
DJ: "so U want to give him back his wallet?
Pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;->
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