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Son: Mom! Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.
Mom: Woh Kese?
Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.
Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)
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Tip Of The Day:
Kisi Ki Shakal Dekh Kar Uska Mazaaq Mat Urrao.
Ho Sakta Hai K Usne Tum Se Ziyada...
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Bachiyan Phansai Hon. :-)
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After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.
Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.
Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.
Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.
Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
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Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police
1) they Look healthy due to packings inside
2)wearing new unwashed clothes
3) new haircut n face shave
4) they do not speak or engage in talk
5) Recite something in their mouth
Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above
Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)
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PATHAN naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,
SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai
PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.
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Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be
aisa aata goondo jesa
tumhare abbu goonda karty thy ;-)
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Wife:
Meine
"GADHO" par research ki Hai,
wo apni
"GADHI"
ke siwa kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!
HUSBAND:
Issliye to wo
"GADHA" Hai
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A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.
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I always pray 4u that.
May ur life b bright & sunny
& ur partner b fat & funny
May ur life b filled wid roses
&
U have children with pheeni pheeni noses.
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1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.
Driver: Kaha jana hai?
Aurat: Jana 2 khi nhiBacha ro raha hai.
Zara bs ka horn poo-poo baja Do
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KNOWLEDGE WEEK
Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis mein train nai chalti
Dunya mein sab se bara school CHICAGO mein hai
Dunya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya
Dunya mein sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD mein hai.
Dunya mein sub se bara DARAKHT USA mein hai
Dunya ka sab se Shareef Insan PAKISTAN mein hay!
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Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:
Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.
Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.
Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.
Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)
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"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure"
(Thomas Edison)
Moral:
Bagairat ho jana par Man''na nahi =P ;)
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Maantay Hain Lahore Lahore Hai.
Par Karachi Uska Shauhar Hai.
Karachi Main Bhi Ek Lahore Hai.
Jiska Naam "Gulistan-e-Jauhar" Hai.
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1 admi mrty waqt dost se:
yar! tmhary ghr 10 lakh ka daka me ne dalwaya tha
0r 50 lakh ki chori b me ne hi krai thi
Dost:
koi bat ni
tmhy Zehr b me ne dia hy;)
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