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Girl: Mujhe 1 Aesa Shohar Chahiye Jo Achi Achi Baaten Kare,
Hansi Mazaq Kare,
Or Mere Liye Romantic Gaane Gaye!
Larka: Tumhen Shohar Nhi
FM Radio Chahiye
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Kise ki zulf Paryshn kise ka daman chak''''
SMS ko bh log karobar banye phrty han
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Ek khusra elecation mein vote mangatay huay
Mein yakeen dilata hun ager hum kamyab huey
to jab b kisi k ghar kaka paida hoga
Goverment muft nachay ge
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1 memon apni bv ka sadqa utarta hy 10rs ka
Or us me 90rs dal kr card load krta hy
bv pochti hy ye kya kya
memon
Sadqa gharib govt ko gya balance mere pas
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Man 2 pathan: Khan ji kal mainy apko phone kia par aap ny uthaya nahi?
Pathan:
Kyun uthata..,
Ye jo meiny 30 Rupye dekar GAANAA Lgwaya hai wo tera BAAP sunega.
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Kanjusi ki had bhi w0 achank paar kr gaya,
Mere bicharay dil k tukry 4 kr gaya,
SMS aik bhi na kr saka w0 zalim,
Masjid k speaker mai PYAR ka izhar kr gaya.
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Thought of the day:
"Never make the same mistake twice..
Bcoz..
There are so many new mistakes..
Try different each day.
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Jo Log Sms Wusool Kr Rahe hen Un Se Guzarish hy
K
Jawabi Sms
Laazmi irsaal Kren
Jawab Mosool Na honay Ki Surat men sms Ki Farahmi
Munqata Krdi Jaeygi.
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1 Bacha Bench Pr Betha 1 k Bad 1 Toffee Kha Rha Tha.
1 Admi Ne Dekha Tu Bola: Jo Log Ziada Metha Khate Hen Un Ka Jaldi Intiqal Ho Jata He
Bacha: Mere Dada Ki Umr 106 Sal Thi.
Admi: Acha! Wo Metha Kam Khate Hon ge? Hai na.
Bacha: Nhi Wo Apne Kam Se Kam Rakhte The
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Pathan Apni Biwi Ko Doctor Ko Dekhane Le Gaya,
Aur Dr. Ko Bohat Mara. Sub Ne Poocha:
"Kya Huwa??" Pathan: "Saala Dr. Bolta
Hy Amari Biwi Ka ''BP'' Dekhna Hy.."
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Mercedez Benz on easy instalment of Rs 999/- a month.
No downpayment.
Please log on to www.apniaukatmainrahkhotaya.com.
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EK pathan apny Cat say Bhut paryshan Hota HA......
Ek din uski cat ki tabyat kharab hojati ha tu wo kapny lagti ha...
pathan ..doctor k pas jata ha
o docotr sb is ko dhko kab say vibration pay is charging khatam ho tu ya mary...
doctor...ya janwaro ka hospital ha is say mobile market lay jao...Cool
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Pathan:
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!
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Beta:
Papa aap ko Cancer howa hai phir aap sab ko AIDS kiyun bataatay ho?
Baap:
Taakay mere merne ke baad koi teri maa ko hath na laga sake.
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Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai
subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har
koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo
tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai
hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara
dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai
teray her lafz se roshni photti hai
teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai
ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna
10 rupes loan “U” walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai
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