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I love u bolo
mjy nai
apny jevan sthi ko
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ab thankx kr k shrminda na karna..
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Chinese scientists ne tehkikat k baad
yeh inkeshaf kya hai ,
k surmaee chupkali ko agar ubal ker dhoop main sukha ker ,
papar jesa karunchi hone k baad khaya jae to us se ...
ulti ajaegi.. =P ;->
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I travel on bike because i dont have the thing causing motion due to circular motion of rubber shafted along the rod able to track direction over the movement of pistons due to the action of carbon n hydrogen producing flames in a chamber end resulting in the irreversable reaction of energy and gas and causing the friction of rubber along the concrete pebbles.
Aasan Lafzo Mein..
I Don''t Have A
Car... =P ;->
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If Any Dog Attacks You
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Ye Tamashay Nahi Karna,
Bhaag Jana Hai. :-)
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Cutest Love Story:
A Boy and Girl of Nursery class Kissing Each Other.
Suddenly Teacher Came.
Whats Happening?
Miss Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi.
Wapish Le Laha Tha. :-)
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Jaane Kese
Jeete Hain
Log Yaadon
K Sahare "pAppu",,,
MaiN Tu Aik SawAL YAad kAr k sotA huN Wo Bhi SubAh bhooL jAtA hoN... ;->
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1Admi Santa ki beta se Puchhta he
Beta Papa Ghar me he?
Santa ka Beta Sprite Pete hue
Uncle Sidha bolo Mummy se milna he
Sidhi Bat No Bakwas
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Pathan India gya whan barish ho rahi thi,
wo mander me ja kr bagwan ko bahir phank ker bola,
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"Kdi na wi lya kr maama"... ;->
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Pathan India gya whan barish ho rahi thi,
wo mander me ja kr bagwan ko bahir phank ker bola,
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"Kdi na wi lya kr maama"... ;->
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Why Pakstanis are easy to identify?
1. Everything cooked in garlic & onion
2. Re-use of gift papers
3. Always arive atleast 1 hour late to a party
4. Chldren have names rhyming
5. Talk for an hour at the gate when leaving somebody''s house
6. Keep leftover food in fridge
7. You live wth your parents even when you are 40 years old
8. Don''t use measure cups when cooking
9. Bedsheets on sofas to keep them away from getting dirty
10. Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control :D
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Hum to apni hi shadi may bacchiyan taar rahay thay papPu...
Hamain kya pata tha k Saala movie bana raha hai... ;->
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Us ki ankhon mein lagta tha k mery pyar ka nasha hai
"paPpu"
Wo to baad mein pata chala kameeni CHARAS peeti thi... ;->
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Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:
Patna kahan par hai?
Larki-India mein
Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!
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Husband: agr tm india me hoti to wha log zror tmhari pooja krty,
Wife:kya me husan ki devi jesi lgti hn?
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Husband:
Nhi yar,
kali mata lgti ho.. =P ;->
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Pathan To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do.
Wife: Main Nahi Bana Rahi.
Pathan: Bana De, Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga. :-)
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