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A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...
So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....
Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!
listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->
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Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget hall ticket,ID,or calculator?
stdnt-No Sir!
By mistake i brought tomorrow exam''s Chit today:-)
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1 murghi ko qatal karo
1 Murghi ko QATAL karo.
Phir Dahi ka Safaid KAFAN do
Shan Masalay say Khushbu ki DOHNI do.
Us k baad Chawal mein us ki QABAR Banao.
jab Tayar ho jaey to "Mujhay" Dawat do.
ta''k mein us ki NAMAZ E JANAZA parhaoon.
HAPPY BIRYani Day!
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Insan ki POTI ke 4 Rang Hotay Hen
1- Peela (Yelow)
2- Hara (Green)
3- kala (ßlack)
4- kathye (ßrown)
Insani POTI Me Ye Chezein Aksar Dakhna ko Milti Hein
1. Kheery k ßeech
2. Kuti Huwi Mirch
3. Rol Huwe Timatar
4. Dhanya
kabi POTI ko Ghor Se Dakho To Images ßanti Hain
1, Cheel (Eagle)
2, Saanp (Snake)
3, ßhoot (Ghost)
4, Dinasour
etc...
Types Of POTI
1. Patla Dast
2. Sakht
3. Gaarhi
4. Sookhi
5. Jelly
6. Oily
Info Collected ßy
(Wiliam POti)
483 chars (4 sms)
Dosto JUNG m kuch nhi rkha AMAN hi sb kuch hy ye baat maan kr INDIA ne PAKISTAN ko apni BACHIYAN deni shro krdi hain
jesy k
MALIK k liye SANIA MIRZA
WASIM AKRAM k liye
SUSHMITA
Mere liye KAITREENA KAIF
Aap k liye AASHA BHOSLY
Aman ki aasha jagao
india se bachiyan book karwao.
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Twice h0liday in A Week Applied bY Pak Govt 4 Saving 4000 M.W light.
Bt i hAve a Mega Project.
Q Na Pora saAL Chutian Kr k 192000 M.W Light sAve Ki jAye.
Export Bhi Kr Sktay hYn.
Now You Are Thinking.
Kya Chabli Mari Mainay.
Per Ay sOcho Shro KinNay KitTi?
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Wo Keh K Chaley K Ab Hum Sirf
Tmhary Khwabon Me Aengy "PAppu",,,
Light ki wAjA sE Neend He Nhi Aati,
KhuwAb KyA "KAddu" Aayen gy... ;->
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Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na
Abbu:nahi dunga
Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga
Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao
Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D
Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?
319 chars (2 sms)
Aaj humara unwaan hai....
*" MAA "*
Maa kon hoti hai?
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Abbu ki wife...
Itna b nhi pta.?? =P ;->
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Top SEVEN funny SMS characters, by rank:
<[;-{) Pathan
#:@ Sardar
[]:-( Fraz
{:-< Zardari
;^O Shaikh
B~) Meera
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d;^> Pappu
Tu kia samjha k main TERA nam laine lagga hon,
nahe JAn|x abhi tou itna mashoor nai hua... =P ;->
294 chars (2 sms)
Wife ( Kitchen Se ): Aji Suntay Ho,
Mai Aaj Kal Bohat Khubsorat ho Rahi Hon.
Husband: Tumhain Kese Pata?
Wife: Aaj kal Meri Khubsorti Dekh Kar Rotiyan Bhi Jal Rahi Hain. :-)
187 chars (2 sms)
This is How Ayesha Got Married to Shoaib on Phone.
Ayesha: Hello Shoaib, Afghanistan ka Capital Kya hai?
Shoaib: Kabul
Ayesha: Sunai Nahi De Raha hai!
Shoaib: Kabul
Ayesha: Arey baba Phir Se Bolo.
Shoaib: Kabul
And They Got Married. :-)
256 chars (2 sms)
larki khoobsurat kutte k sath ja rahi thi
k Larke ne dekh ker kaha aap dono behn bhai hain
larki-// ap ko hm dono main se kon pasand hai
Larka-// yaqeenan tm
larki-// to phir is k liye apni behn le aao
hamare yahan watta satta chalta hai...=P;->:-P
263 chars (2 sms)
Mallika Ko MIXER pe kaam karte Dekh k Naukar Bola:
Madam, JUICE Bana Rahi ho kya?
Mallika: NA Re Baba!
Main to Apne Kapde Dho Rahi Hon. :-)
157 chars (1 sms)
Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:
Larky ne Larki se pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata hai?
Larki: Nahi Mujhe to BANANA KHANA Aata hai. :-)
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