Search Results for 'sexy'
Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho?
Girl: Kal Raat To Had Hogai.
Uff, 2 Ghantay, Meri To Jaan He Nikal Gai.
Saray Kapray Geely Ho Gaye Thy.
Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte They.
Magar Kal To 2 Ghantay Tak Saans He Nahi Aai.
1 Ghanta B Bohat Tha.
Ye 2 Ghanta Ki
Load Shedding To Jaan He Nikaal Deti Hai.
317 chars (2 sms)
Know about a true lover :
a true lover is* 1 who tels dat u r cute , instd of sexy,*
1 who cals u bck whn u cut d cl in angr.*
1 who stay awake jst 2 wtch u slep*
1 who kises ur eys first then ur lips *
1 who want 2 show 2 d wrld wt u mean 2 him*
1 who holds ur hnd not ur waist, in frnt of his frnd
318 chars (2 sms)
If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were
Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all
be millionaires!!!
149 chars (1 sms)
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...
try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...
one more time...hey don"t force it ugly!!!
143 chars (1 sms)
Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body,
such a brain,
a sexy mouth,
nice smile ....
but that is enough about me,
tell me how you are?
145 chars (1 sms)
Man to Sexy Air hostess:
"What''s your name?"
Air hostess: "Benz, Sir"
Man: "Lovely name. Any relation with Mercedez Benz?"
Air hostess: "Same price sir" ;->
165 chars (2 sms)
Biwi ne kameez utari, sexy nazar say
Shohar ki taraf dekhtay huay shalwar
bhi utar ker boli:
"Pata hai na, kya karna hai?"
Shohar: Han, kapray dhonay hai.. ;->
171 chars (2 sms)
Once there lived a SEXY MAN who had no wife, but still every night he enjoyed...
"DINNER" ;->
u Dirty mind...
upper rakho
bole tou
keeP iT uP... =P
182 chars (2 sms)
!*Happy New Year*!
I Know Its too Early But I Have Hundereds Ov Sexy Girls To Wish So I Decided To Finish Off Gents & Uncles 1st
HAPPY NEW 2008
150 chars (1 sms)
What wil u select 4 my personality..?
1.Blue Bangles
2.White Dress
3.Red Lipstick
4.Pink Earings
5.Silver Ring
6.Black Eye Makeup
7.Golden Shoes.
Reply.. Then i''ll tell u the answer..!
Blue Bangles: U think Im gud lukinG
White Dress:U think Im religious
Red Lipstick: U think Im hot Pink
Pink Earings: U think Im funky
Silver Ring: U love me
Black Eye Makeup: U think Im sexy
Golden Shoes: U think Im boring!
435 chars (3 sms)
PoSiTiVe ThOuGht FoR ThE DaY
Whn U FeEl Tha NoBoDy LuVs U
NoBoDy CaReS 4 U
EvErYoNe Is IgNoRiNg U
&
PpL ArE JeAlOus oF U
U ShUd ReAlLy AsK UrSeLf
Am I ToO SeXy. . . . ;->
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~~TOdaYs ThOUghT~~
Any
Piece
Of
Cl0thing
Can be
Sexy. . . .
With a
Quietly
Passi0nate
W0man
Inside it. . . ;->
127 chars (1 sms)
College Ke Din Yaad Mai Kuch Yaad
Ye degree bhi le lo, Ye naukari bhi le lo
Bhale chahe le lo mujhse US ka visa…
Magar mujhe lauta do college ki canteen
Woh parantha Sassi ka, Woh KL ki choumeen..
Woh mess ka sexy khana, bina kha ke wapas bahar aa janaa
Karna wait extra messing ki, yehi hai life meri
308 chars (2 sms)
Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy
BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein
NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.
188 chars (2 sms)
Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about your?''
96 chars (1 sms)