Relationship; 400 Jokes
Husband: “Raat mene ek movie dekhi jis me ek churail kabhi mere aage kabhi mere pichhe”.
Wife: “konsi movi dekhi”.
Husband: “Apni shadi ki”:):)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Wife : Jab tum CHARAS peetey ho to muje “Darling” kehtey ho,
Jab VISKY peetey ho to “Paro” ketey ho,
aj khamosh q ho?
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Husband: Aj me hosh me hun “Churail”
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi
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Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi
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Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Bap: Aaj Mera Bacha Upset Q He..??
Beta: Mai Apko Nai Bata Sakta
Bap: Mujhe Apna Dost Samjho Yar
Beta: Yar Teri Bhabhi Nraz HoGai He
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Tufani barish me raat ko shop per 1 admi pizza lene aaya.
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SHOPKEPER: Aap shadi shuda hain?
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Admi: Tu aur Is tufani barish me kya meri maa muje pizza lene bhejy gi
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa Sasural Gaya
Uski sasu ne use 7 din tk subeh-sham Palak ka sag
khilya
8ve din pucha kya khaoge
Santa- khet dikha do khud hi char Aunga.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Maa- “Itne dino se tum apne premi ke saath ghoom
rahi ho, vah shaadi ke liye kuch nahi bolta,
aakhir vah chahta kya hai?”
Beti- “Pata nahi maa, jyada samay vah mujhe
andhere me hi rakhta hai”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa- Pravachan sune ke bad ghar aya or biwi ko
god mein utha lia.
Biwi: kya guruji ne romance karne ko kahan hai.
Santa:Nahi re pagli kaha apne dukh khud uthao.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa - "Me to Apne sare Dosto ko Bhul gaya tha
lekin 1 Film dekhi to sub Yaad aa gaye."
Banta - Aisa kya, Kon si Film thi?"
Santa - "KAMINEY"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa=matlbi dost se bach kr raho. Banta=magr
matlbe dost ka pta kaise chalega.
Santa=simple,sare dosto ko msg karojo reply na de
samjah lo wo hi matlbi hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 dafa 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sonay ka set dia
Mangetar ne khush ho k pocha is set ki kemat kia
hai?
Chor ne jawab dia....:
Teen Sal Qaid e Bamushakat...!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
adam: Hi darling!
Eve: Bolo.
Adam: Do you love me?
Eve: No, never.
Adam: Why?
Eve: abbe ! mere paas option kahan hai??? ( There
is no other option!!!)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
boy: my girlfriend left me and sent me a picture
of her wid her new boyfriend
friend:how sad :( , wat did u do
boy:simple i sent dat sms to her dad!!!!!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Premi to premika- "Darling mujhe tumhari aankhon
me saari duniya dikhai deti hai.."
Peeche se ek budhha bola- "Hamari gaiyya nahi mil
rahi.. Dikhe to batai.."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)