Relationship; 400 Jokes

Raat Mene Ek Movie Dekhi

Husband: “Raat mene ek movie dekhi jis me ek churail kabhi mere aage kabhi mere pichhe”.

Wife: “konsi movi dekhi”.

Husband: “Apni shadi ki”:):)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Aj Me Hosh Me Hun Churail

Wife : Jab tum CHARAS peetey ho to muje “Darling” kehtey ho,

Jab VISKY peetey ho to “Paro” ketey ho,

aj khamosh q ho?

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Husband: Aj me hosh me hun “Churail”

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Shadi K Dosre Din

Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi
.
Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi
.
Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Bacha Upset Q Hai

Bap: Aaj Mera Bacha Upset Q He..??

Beta: Mai Apko Nai Bata Sakta

Bap: Mujhe Apna Dost Samjho Yar

Beta: Yar Teri Bhabhi Nraz HoGai He

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Aap shadi shuda hain???

Tufani barish me raat ko shop per 1 admi pizza lene aaya.
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SHOPKEPER: Aap shadi shuda hain?
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Admi: Tu aur Is tufani barish me kya meri maa muje pizza lene bhejy gi

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
I want to die

Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa susral gaya

Santa Sasural Gaya
Uski sasu ne use 7 din tk subeh-sham Palak ka sag
khilya
8ve din pucha kya khaoge
Santa- khet dikha do khud hi char Aunga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Premi k sath ghom rhi ho

Maa- “Itne dino se tum apne premi ke saath ghoom
rahi ho, vah shaadi ke liye kuch nahi bolta,
aakhir vah chahta kya hai?”
Beti- “Pata nahi maa, jyada samay vah mujhe
andhere me hi rakhta hai”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Biwi ko gud main utha lia

Santa- Pravachan sune ke bad ghar aya or biwi ko
god mein utha lia.
Biwi: kya guruji ne romance karne ko kahan hai.
Santa:Nahi re pagli kaha apne dukh khud uthao.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Apne aare doston ko bhol gaya tha...

Santa - "Me to Apne sare Dosto ko Bhul gaya tha
lekin 1 Film dekhi to sub Yaad aa gaye."
Banta - Aisa kya, Kon si Film thi?"
Santa - "KAMINEY"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Matlbi dost

Santa=matlbi dost se bach kr raho. Banta=magr
matlbe dost ka pta kaise chalega.
Santa=simple,sare dosto ko msg karojo reply na de
samjah lo wo hi matlbi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Chor ne apni mangetar ko

1 dafa 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sonay ka set dia
Mangetar ne khush ho k pocha is set ki kemat kia
hai?
Chor ne jawab dia....:
Teen Sal Qaid e Bamushakat...!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Hi darling

adam: Hi darling!
Eve: Bolo.
Adam: Do you love me?
Eve: No, never.
Adam: Why?
Eve: abbe ! mere paas option kahan hai??? ( There
is no other option!!!)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
My girlfriend left me

boy: my girlfriend left me and sent me a picture
of her wid her new boyfriend
friend:how sad :( , wat did u do
boy:simple i sent dat sms to her dad!!!!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Darling mujhevtumhari anhko main

Premi to premika- "Darling mujhe tumhari aankhon
me saari duniya dikhai deti hai.."
Peeche se ek budhha bola- "Hamari gaiyya nahi mil
rahi.. Dikhe to batai.."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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