Medical; 622 Jokes
Munna : Bole tu ye doctor log operation karne se pehle patient ko behosh kiyu karte hai?
Circuit: simple hai na bhai, patient khud operation karna seek na le
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
operation se phely doctor ny phloon k haar mangwaey....
mariz: ye kis k liye.
doc: mera 1st operation he agar kamiyab hua to mery liye warna tumhary liye:P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl to doctor: Meri skin bohat soft aur sensitive hai..Mera rang bhi boht gora hai..mein raat ko kya laga kar soya karun?
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Doctor: KUNDISee more
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor:" Santa! Your daughter has died!"
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Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
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At 50th floor he remembers "I don't have a daughter!"
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At 25th floor: "I'm NOT married!
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At 10th floor: I'm "Banta NOT Santa
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Circuit apun ko 1 Nurse se Pyar ho gayela hai,
luv Letter me kya Likhu
Circuit
Simple Bhai,Likhne ka
DEAR SISTER
I LOV U
MUNNA BHAI
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lady Doctor PATHAN se
Tum Roz Clinic k Bahr khre ho k Aurton ko Q Ghurte ho?
PATHANAp hi ne Bahir Likha hwa he
AURTON KO DEKHNE ka Time 9 sy 12 tak hai..,
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Nurse: Mubarak Ho khan s.b Aap k Ghar larka Peda Hua Hai PATHAN:= O mera “KHUDA” Yeh Kiasa
Technology Hai, B.V Mera Hospital Me Hi Or Bacha Ghar peda Hua hy..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
pathan ne Med¡cal Store Se Dawai Li Or Store Waley Sy kaha,,
“Cheen¡ ßh¡ Do”
Stor Wala:”Cheen¡ Med¡cal pe nah¡ M¡lt¡,,
pathan: hmm pagal nah¡ Iss pe £¡kha ha¡ SUGAR FRÉÉ:-)
pathan ne Med¡cal Store Se Dawa¡ £ee Or Store Waley Sy kaha,,
“Cheen¡ ßh¡ Do”
Stor Wala:”Cheen¡ Med¡cal pe nah¡ M¡lt¡,,
pathan: hmm pagal nah¡ Iss pe £¡kha ha¡ SUGAR FRÉÉ:-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar said to doctor :P ore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mohan thand mein buri tarah se kaanp raha tha, uske bete ne doctor ko phone lagaya aur kaha: Doctor uncle jaldi se ghar aa jao.
Doctor: Kaya hua?
Beta: Bimari ka pata nahi , per haan papa subhah se vibration mode per hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Patient: Aapne 2-2 thermometer kyun rakhe hain?
Doctor: Ek muh mein lagane ke liye or dusra jheb mein
Patient: Mein aap ka matlab nahi samjha
Doctor: Matlan yeh hai ki ek thermometer muh mein lagane se mujhe pata chalta hai ki aap ka sharir kitna garam hai aur dusra jheb mein lagane se pta chalega ki aapki jheb kitni garam hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mareez Nurse se:
Pani pilado...!
Nurse: kya pyas lagi hai?
Mareez (ghusse se):"Nahi"
Gala check karna hai kahi se "LEEK" to nahi....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Friend: Khan sahab ap toh doctor kay pass jane wale the na?
Pathan: Yaara kal jaye ga aj hamara tabiyat kharab hy!!!::-P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)