Medical; 622 Jokes
doctor to santa:- apke samne k teen daant tute kayse?
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santa:- ji biwi ne kadak roti banayi thi…
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doctor:- toh khane se mana kr dete….
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santa:- ji wahin toh kia tha
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Nayi(new) doctor ne apni life ka pehla operation kiya! Operation ki thodi der baad hi marij mar gaya!
Marij ke marne ke baad doctor ne diwar par tangi bhagwan ki taswir ki ore haath jodkar sir jhukate hue puri shradha ke saath kaha: Hey prabhu meri ore se yeh pehli bhet swikar kijiye!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 pathan hsptal aya to nurse n btaya
Mbarak ho
is waqt 2 baj rhe hen or ap 2 bcho k bap bn gaye hen.
Pthn: Khuda ka shukar he ke hm 12 baje yhan nai aya:-D
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar Date pe Gya
After dinner Ahista se bola
Mai kuch kena ay, tu Naraz te nai howen gi?
Girl sharma k: Nai tusi Kwo na
Sardar: Bill adha adha na kr laiye?
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
sardar to doctor.sardar:-
doctor doctor every night in my dreams monkeys
play football for that iam getting distrubed.
doctor;- take this tablet and now onwards no
dreams comes to u. sardar:- can i take this
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
sardar doctor se – mujhe bimari hai .
khane ke baad bhuk nahi lagti sone ke baad
nend nahi ati kaam karu toh thak jata hoon .
doctor – sari raat dhup main baitho thik ho jaoge
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan ki tang me gehra cut lag gya
Nurse: Is me 10 tankey lage’nge
Pathan : ktna kharcha hoga?
Nurse:3000
Pathan:tanka lgwana hy
Karhai nhi karwani
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Nurse: “Sir, Your Wife’s Phone”
Doctor: “What’s The Matter?”
Nurse: “She Wants To Kiss You”
Doctor: “I’m Busy, You Take Her Kiss & Give Me Later“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Docter : Santaji Aap ke dono kidney fail hogaye hain!
Santa : Ha Ha Ha, What a joke ..
Mera koi bhi kidney aaj tak kabhi school hi nahi gaya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
DOCTOR- AaPne JiSko SWIMING-PUL Me Dubne Se Bachaya Usne FANDA Lagakar KHUDKUSHI Kar Li
PAGAL-Wo To Mai Use Sukhane Ke Liye Tang Kar Aaya Hu
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maa doctor se phone par- Mere bache ko current laga hai main kya karun
Dr.- Pehle Aap allah ka Shukr ada kare ki Aap ki taraf Light aa rahi hai!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.
Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died. :-)
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Why are doctor's prescriptions impossible to read?
Bcoz They All have an excLusive msg onLy for the Chemist:
"Mene Patient ko Loot Liya, ab Teri baari" ;-)
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Ek bar ek ladka samosa ke bich ke aalu ko kha raha tha aur bahar ke hisse ko phek raha tha.
Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke tum samose ke sirf aalu ko kyun kha rahe hoo?
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Pehla: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ke chejo ko khane se mana kiya hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Krish: Doctor ne mujhe kaha tha ki woh do hapte mein mujhe pairo par khada kar dega!
Jack: Accha kya who aisa kar paya?
Krish: Ha uska bill chukane ke liye mujhe apni car jo bechni padi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)