Search Results for 'devil'
Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live lOng as Long as more Than Devil.
Smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday .......
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-The sooner the better.
-Jaldi ka kaam Sheitaan ka hota hai.
-Talk of the Devil and the Devil is here.
-Bari lambi umar hai,abhi tumhari baat kar rahay thay.
-Absence makes a heart go fonder.
-Nazar se ojhal ..dil se ojhal
-Fight for your rights.
-Sbar ka phal metha hota hai.
-As wise as an Owl.
-Bewakuf, Ullo ka patha :p:D
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pathan went for interview
officer:tell me the opposite of ''DAY'
pathan:night
officer:cool
pathan:warm
officer:ugly
pathanpichli
officer:I said ''UGLY''
pathan:I said ''PICHLI''
officer:Oh my god.
pathan:Oh my devil.
officer:Get out
Pathan:Come in
officer:U r rejected.
pathan:I m selected.
officer:keep quiet.
pathan:speak tight.
Officer:Go to hell
Pathan:come to paradise.
officer:nikal ja jahil kahi kay.
pathan:ander aao laiq yahe kay.
officer:police ko bhulao.
pathan:fauj ko bhulao.
officer:uffff
pathan:tuffff
officer:purrrr.
pathan:turrrrrrrrrrrr.
kuch b kar le tera baap bab mujhe fail nahi kar sakta.
611 chars (4 sms)
<<
(",) Dis Ant is
<( )> looking 4 u
,,J L,,
>> and he
(,") misses u a
/( )> lot
,,J L,,
//
(,")> WHY?
<( )''
,,J L,,
coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!
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When GOD Appears He Makes You Strong Enough To Beat The Devil..
Devil Never Follows GOD..
Priority Is Not A Person...
Priority Is Love...
If There Are Options Where Is Love?
189 chars (2 sms)
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said-We want 2 disturb some good person.
I suggest them ur name.
They said -We cannot disturb our boss.
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They don''t LUV dat
don''t show their LUV
d course of TRUE LUV
ever did run smooth
LUV is a familiar
LUV is a devil
Dere''s no DEVIL ANGEL
bt LUV ... =]
-Shakespare-
176 chars (2 sms)
1.White Cloud=too emotional
2.Blue Sea=intelligent n cute
3.Black Universe=devil
4.Sunset=furious
5.Grass=flirty
6.Pink Rose=u luv sum1 deeply
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The devil is nothing but we ourselves,Even at the moment when devil was regarded as devil he has a devil of his own and that was Proud(to see others less than you)
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*ThOuGhT 4 dA WeEK*
The Only Devils In The World Are
Those Running In Our Own Hearts.
That Is Where The Battle
Should Be Fought.
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Two devils came in my dreams and they said we want to disturb a nice person. so i gave ur name. But,they said that they can''t disturb their boss. Gud n8.
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
152 chars (1 sms)
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
142 chars (1 sms)
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
152 chars (1 sms)
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
152 chars (1 sms)