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Hazret Ali se ksi ne pucha
"yeh kese pata chale ga k jo pareshani ya musebet hem pe ai hey wo Allah ki tref se saza hey ya azmaish".
Aap ne jwab men frmaya
"jo musebet tujhe Allah ki tref le jay wo azmaish hey jo musebet tujhe Allah se dur kr dey wo saza hey".
263 chars (2 sms)
Pota Apne Dada Se Hanste Hue Poochta Hai
Pota: Dadaji, Aap Ke Saare Daant Hain,
Lekin Daadi Ji Ke Ek Bhi Nahi, Aisa Kyun?
Dada: Beta Baat Aisi Hai,
Main Doodh Bahut Peeta Tha Aur
Teri Daadi Ganna Bahut Choosti Thi.
Samjhdar Like Kare
235 chars (2 sms)
Who Is A Dost? Dost Vo Jo Bin Bulaye Aaye Bevajah Sar Khaye Jeb Khali Karwaye Kabhi Sataye Kabhi Rulaye Magar Hamesha Saath Nibhaye,
132 chars (1 sms)
*. . .Agar teen din tak subha neend se jag ker kangha na kia jaye to hair style Veena Malik jesa ho jata hai.. ;)
*. . .Zubaida Apa k stylish totkey. . .*
162 chars (2 sms)
is shart py khilen ge india sy cricket ki bazee,
agar jeet gaye to katrena hamari, aur haar gaye to veena tumhari
114 chars (1 sms)
Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"
Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.
Friend : Kaise ?
Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...
"AB AAP KI BARI HAI"
278 chars (2 sms)
Misbah:
Hm Sachin Ko Ksi Hal Me 100th Century Nai Bnany Daingy
Gull: Mgar Hm Usy Rokenge Kese,Wo To Fit Or Form Me Hy
Misbah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Ho Jayenge :-)
166 chars (2 sms)
Girl: Main us Aadmi se shaadi kar0n gi, Jo sara din laga rahy magr us sy kch na ho. . . ;)
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Boy: Misbah pe nazar hy teri haan... =P
Bari tezz hy tu? =D
162 chars (2 sms)
1 Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Pr Baithi Thi
Musafir Ne Pocha: Darr Nhi Lgta?
Aurat: Lo Is Me Da
e Ki Kya Baat Hy
Andar Garmi Thi Is Liye Bahir Bethi Hon =P =D
160 chars (1 sms)
Sacha waqiya....
ek buzurg kisi kay ghar tashreef lay gaee sara khandan baba jee pas jama thaa ksi nay shan main gustakhi kar di. theek 10 mint bad sara khandan andha ho gaya aur zoor zoor say ronay aur chillany laga, baba jee hamain maaf kar do hum par raham karoo atnay main baba je uthayy aur joti uthai aur sub ko ek ek lagaee aur farmaya...
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kambakhto light chali gaee.
386 chars (3 sms)
Andhairi Raat K Lamhe Tamam Hone Tak,
Tujhe Hi Sochta Hoon Subho Se Shaam Hone Tak,
Main Aisa Jisam Hoon Jis Ki Rooh Bhi Tu Hai,
Adhuri Zaat Hoon Main Tere Naam Hone Tak,
Teri Aawaz Sun Na Loon To DIL Nahi Lagta,
Tarapta Rehta Hoon Tujh Se HUM Kalaam Hone Tak,
Teri Nazar Ki Keemat Pe Bik Raha Hai Koi,
Use Khareed Le Tu Mehnge Daam Hone Tak,
Ishq Ki Aag Jo Seene Mein Laga Baithe Hain,
Sulagti Rehti Hai Ye Neendein Haram Hone Tak
435 chars (3 sms)
Apni ankh ka Tara ya Chand kahoon,
Khud he batao kis
Naam se bulaon Tum ko,
Tum mere DIL ki Kharkan ban gaye ho
Phir batao kis tanrha Bhool jaon Tum ko?
153 chars (1 sms)
Aao kabhi seeny se lagaon TUM ko,
Rutho jo mujh se to Manaon tum ko,
meri baadon me neebd Aa jaye,
Phir khud he jagaon tum ko,
Tu hamesha k liye Mera ho jaye,
Aisa taveez Pilaon tum ko,
Is andaz se tum meri jan mango,
Main inkar na kar paon tum ko.
252 chars (2 sms)
Ek bheegi hooi si raat mily
Us raat mein tera hath mily
Tery lab sy tapkein jo boondein
Unhein mery labon ka sath mily
Kuch tum bhi behky behky sy
Kuch mujh py nasha sa taari ho
Har pal mein jaan madhoshi ho
Ik aesi raat hamari ho
Phir tum aao meri baanhon mein
Main pyar karoon tumhein ji bhar k
Tum mujh sy thora sharmao
Sharma k galy sy lag jao
Main jitna tum ko pyar karoon
Tum itny hi betab ho jao
Hamein pyar k kuch lamhat milein
Ik bheegi hooi si raat mile.
471 chars (3 sms)
Koi raat mere ashna mujhe youn b to naseeb ho
Na khyal ho libas ka wo itna mere qareeb ho
Badan ki garam aanch se meri aarzu ko aag de
Mera josh b behak uthay mera haal b ajeeb ho
Teray chashni wajood ka main sara rass nichor loon
Phir tu he mera marz ho phir tu he mera tabeeb ho
282 chars (2 sms)