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Mere hath se tere hath tk ye jo hath bhr ka h fasila
Ise napte ise katte meri sari umer guzar gai
99 chars (1 sms)
Every women faces two major problems
When ever she open womenher almari
Pen nu kapre vi koi ni te rakhan nu jagah vi koi nh
123 chars (1 sms)
Mareez: ap ki nurse bhot ache hai... us ne hath lagaiya or mai thek ho gaiya..!!!! :)
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Doctor: pata hai "THAPER" ki awaz ander tak aye the...!!! :P
152 chars (1 sms)
Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:
Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.
Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi
Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.
Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.
Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.
Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.
Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.
441 chars (3 sms)
1 Shadi MeiN
DulhAn Ka Phle
ManGetr Bhi SaJ
DhaJ K AyA Hua Tha
Ksi Ny Pocha K
Kia Ap DuLha
hO?
Usny kaha
Nhi Me Semi
Final MeiN Har
Gya Tha
Runner Up Hn
158 chars (1 sms)
Sochne Ki Tumhe Kia Zaroorat Hai ,
Pukara Hai Jo Naam Tumhara ,
Pukarne Wala Koi Gair Nahin ,
Ek Pyara Sa Anjana Sa Dost Hai Tumhara.!
134 chars (1 sms)
Aik din bahroon k phool murjha jayeenge,
jab bhule se kabhi hum yaad aayeenge,
ahsas hoga tumhein humari dosti ka jab,
duur bahat duur hum tum se chale jayeenge!
161 chars (2 sms)
Yaad Na Karo Gi To Sataoun Ga
Rootho Gi To Manaoun Ga
Ro Gi To Hasaoun Ga
Dost Hoon Mein Tumhara Saaya Nahin
Jo Andhere Mein Saath Chor Jaoun Ga
144 chars (1 sms)
Yaad Na Karo Gi To Sataoun Ga
Rootho Gi To Manaoun Ga
Ro Gi To Hasaoun Ga
Dost Hoon Mein Tumhara Saaya Nahin
Jo Andhere Mein Saath Chor Jaoun Ga
144 chars (1 sms)
Thora socha hai humne ...
thora jaana hai humne...
Mushkil se magar pehchana hai humne...
Koi aap jaisa na tha na hoga...
isliye dost aapko mana hai humney
156 chars (1 sms)
Dilon ko khareedney wale hazar mil jayege,
Aap ko dagha dene wale bar-bar mil jayege,
Milega na aapko hum jesa koi,
Milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayege.
154 chars (1 sms)
Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai,
Aasman lakh ucha ho magar jhuk jata hai.
Dosti mein duniya lakh baney rukavat,
Agar dosti sach ho toh khuda bhi jhuk jata hai.
164 chars (2 sms)
Be-zabano ko jub wo zaban deta hay,
Parhne ko phir wo QURAN deta hay,
Bakshne pay aata hay jub ummat k gunahon ko,
Tohfay mein gunahgaron ko RAMAZAN deta hai
159 chars (1 sms)
Ghum Bade Aate Hai Qaatil Ki Nigahon Ki Tarah,
Tum Chhipa Lo Mujhe Aye Dost Gunahon Ki Tarah,
Apni Nazron Mein Gunehgaar Na Hote, Kyon Kar
Dil Hi Dushman Hai Mujrimon Ke Gawahon Ki Tarah,
Har Taraf Zeest Ki Raahon Mein Kadi Dhoop Hai Dost,
Bas Teri Yaad Ke Saaye Hai Panahon Ki Tarah,
Jinki Khatir Kabhi Ilzaam Uthaye,
Wo Bhi Pesh Aye Hai Insaaf Ke Shaahon Ki Tarah...
377 chars (3 sms)
Mere Wajood Ki Mujh Mein Talash Chhod Gaya,
Jo Puri Na Ho Kabhi Aisi Aas Chhod Gaya,
Wo Chahaton Ki Talab Mann Ki Pyaas Chhod Gaya,
Mujhe Bana Ke Wo Ek Zinda Laash Chhod Gaya,
Yehi Karam Nawazi Uski Mujh Pe Kaam Hai Kiya,
Ke Khud To Door Hai Yaadein To Paas Chhod Gaya,
Jo Khwahishein Thi Kabhi Hasraton Mein Dhal Gayi Ab,
Mere Labon Mein Wo Ek Lafz "KAASH" Chhod Gaya,
Ye Mera Zarf Hai Ek Roz Usne Mujhse Kaha,
Ke Aam Logon Mein Ek Tujhko Khaas Chhod Gaya,
Baharon Se Mujhe Isi Liye To Nafrat Hai,
Inhi Raaton Mein Mujhe Wo Udaas Chhod Gaya,
557 chars (4 sms)